The last dump you took... as described with the title of a movie

e60_M5_2020 · 04-17-2010, 09:43 AM

The Longest Yard... 28 Days Later... Some Like it Hot...

I would have to say mine was something to the effect of, A River Runs Through it.

Feyd · 04-17-2010, 09:47 AM

300

Clash Of The Titans

Singin' In The Rain

Apocalypse Now

The Birth Of A Nation

Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner

Verbiage · 04-17-2010, 10:01 AM

Yup. OT is officially dead.

Feyd · 04-17-2010, 10:06 AM

Eh... at least its not another "would you marry a girl if (insert something random)" threads.

Verbiage · 04-17-2010, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Feyd

Eh... at least its not another "would you marry a girl if (insert something random)" threads.

Right? LOL.

But to contribute to the thread, I guess I could say American Pie

Don't know how it could relate to a dump, but it sounds like it could be nasty

BlueLion · 04-17-2010, 11:14 AM

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs....in 3D

Noc57 · 04-17-2010, 12:05 PM

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

The Good: Ever shit while peeing? I mean, at the same exact time? Isn't that amazing? It's almost cathartic. Like sneezing when you come.

The Bad: Ever take a shit and the last piece of shit hits the water, then the water splashes up your ass? And you start worrying that the poo-water will form some kind of colony in your anus? Yeah, me too.

The Ugly: Ever sloppy-shit, and no matter how much paper you use, you can't dry up the Sudan massacre in your asshole? Interesting side note, ever try to wipe your ass with one-ply thinking it's two-ply, and then your hand comes out looking like you just gave Count Chocula a handjob?

Blake · 04-17-2010, 12:26 PM

fast and furious

Verbiage · 04-17-2010, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noc57

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

The Good: Ever shit while peeing? I mean, at the same exact time? Isn't that amazing? It's almost cathartic. Like sneezing when you come..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noc57

The Bad: Ever take a shit and the last piece of shit hits the water, then the water splashes up your ass? And you start worrying that the poo-water will form some kind of colony in your anus? Yeah, me too.

ROFL.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noc57

The Ugly: Ever sloppy-shit, and no matter how much paper you use, you can't dry up the Sudan massacre in your asshole? Interesting side note, ever try to wipe your ass with one-ply thinking it's two-ply, and then your hand comes out looking like you just gave Count Chocula a handjob?

LMAO. Classic.

iBoost · 04-17-2010, 12:35 PM

super-size me.

number335 · 04-17-2010, 12:53 PM

Inglourious Basterds

FStop7 · 04-17-2010, 01:01 PM

lord of the rings

SchnellM3 · 04-17-2010, 01:11 PM

Id have to go with either : Days of Thunder, Loose Cannons, No Way Out, or The Color Purple

Euphoria · 04-17-2010, 01:33 PM

Max Payne.
National Geographic: 42 ways to kill Hitler.

stimpy · 04-17-2010, 01:53 PM

Anyone else a fan of baby wipes? I switched from toilet paper years ago and never looked back.
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Blake · 04-17-2010, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stimpy

Anyone else a fan of baby wipes? I switched from toilet paper years ago and never looked back.

Won't that make your ass frothy when it's hot?

stimpy · 04-17-2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Blake

Won't that make your ass frothy when it's hot?

Nope - and it helps with muddy swamp ass. Toilet paper will never remove all the poo, you need something wet.

It's cheaper than toilet paper too.
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head shop

choicez · 04-17-2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by stimpy

Anyone else a fan of baby wipes? I switched from toilet paper years ago and never looked back.

you can't flush baby wipes. i use the cottonelle flushable wipes but it's just used after i finish wiping with TP.

Feyd · 04-17-2010, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

Won't that make your ass frothy when it's hot?

Or worse, makes you smell like a vaginal wipe.

Cab5er · 04-17-2010, 02:44 PM

The Fifth Element

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noc57

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

The Good: Ever shit while peeing? I mean, at the same exact time? Isn't that amazing? It's almost cathartic. Like sneezing when you come.

The Bad: Ever take a shit and the last piece of shit hits the water, then the water splashes up your ass? And you start worrying that the poo-water will form some kind of colony in your anus? Yeah, me too.

The Ugly: Ever sloppy-shit, and no matter how much paper you use, you can't dry up the Sudan massacre in your asshole? Interesting side note, ever try to wipe your ass with one-ply thinking it's two-ply, and then your hand comes out looking like you just gave Count Chocula a handjob?

LMAO

GreenPlease · 04-17-2010, 02:48 PM

Crimson Tide

Spool · 04-17-2010, 02:59 PM

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Crimson Tide

Win!

bloody shits sucks

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