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can't bust a nut with one 12 24.00%
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      03-28-2010, 06:57 AM   #1
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ok, random thread.

i hate using condoms, and i'm sure i'm not in the minority. problem is i can't finish using one. it's been like this for a long time and i figured i'd ask if anyone else has this problem, like if it's a common thing.

it just feels good, but i never get to that point. shit, a handjob feels better than a condom. it's kind of sad because it completely nukes my want to fuck.
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      03-28-2010, 08:11 AM   #2
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i hate the smell. i always kept a pack in my car in case a girl insisted but they always insist NOT to use one. cannot finish with one and cannot start with one. a big turn off
plus they are so constricting
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      03-28-2010, 07:01 PM   #3
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^ what he said. Polyurethane ones are best in my experience, but they still suck. Oh, and the lamb intestine ones are fkn disgusting!
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I agree with everything in this thread lol
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      03-28-2010, 07:17 PM   #5
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^ what he said. Polyurethane ones are best in my experience, but they still suck. Oh, and the lamb intestine ones are fkn disgusting!
+1 The polyurethane ones have the benefit of not smelling awful. They also allow you to feel slightly more, imo, but not by much.
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Try Kimono Micro Thin's and then come back and thank me one day soon

http://kimono-condoms.com/kimono-ult...FRFbiAodoXk_Ag
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Try Kimono Micro Thin's and then come back and thank me one day soon

http://kimono-condoms.com/kimono-ult...FRFbiAodoXk_Ag
I hate comdoms too but Crown Skinless condoms are the best.
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I hate comdoms too but Crown Skinless condoms are the best.
Crowns made in US are nothing like the originals coming from Japan. They are made and feel a whole lot thicker.
I agree. If you can get authentic Japanese Crown's, there is nothing like it. In the meantime, Kimono Micro Thin's are it for me.

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I use these, they're snug but they fit.

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Crowns made in US are nothing like the originals coming from Japan. They are made and feel a whole lot thicker.
I agree. If you can get authentic Japanese Crown's, there is nothing like it. In the meantime, Kimono Micro Thin's are it for me.


I heard about this, I believe Amazon has (or had) Japanese Crowns..
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I heard about this, I belive Amazon has (or had) Japanese Crowns..
comdomdepot.com
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Haven't worn a condom in 4 years, birth control works like a charm.

If not, get good at pulling out
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comdomdepot.com


Thanks for the link..So is this the real deal?

http://www.condomdepot.com/product/d...d/183/pid/2105
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my girl has mirena. according to her puking and "labor-like pains", it hurt like hell when they placed it, but better her than me. now, no raincoat and the goalie blocks the rest.
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PIITB.

Problem solved.
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Problem solved.
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