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      03-24-2010, 02:19 AM   #1
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Go to google and type in 'why' and see the top search suggestion lol
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Why is my poop green ??

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What is the mechanism behind these crazy-ass suggestions? Someone posted a thread a week or two ago about typing in "what" in the google image search page. The first result is just as crazy.
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      03-24-2010, 01:24 PM   #5
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What is the mechanism behind these crazy-ass suggestions? Someone posted a thread a week or two ago about typing in "what" in the google image search page. The first result is just as crazy.
I am no expert but I think it has to do with img boards raiding the search engine. They mobilize massive amounts of people that keep searching for the same phrase, or use a search bot, and eventually that phrase will become the top searched phrase starting with the word why. And once it gets to the top, people like me who was searching for something else sees the top result and I can't help myself but click on it and that's what keeps it on top.
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A couple in is "Why did I get married too?" lololol
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What is the mechanism behind these crazy-ass suggestions? Someone posted a thread a week or two ago about typing in "what" in the google image search page. The first result is just as crazy.
I am no expert but I think it has to do with img boards raiding the search engine. They mobilize massive amounts of people that keep searching for the same phrase, or use a search bot, and eventually that phrase will become the top searched phrase starting with the word why. And once it gets to the top, people like me who was searching for something else sees the top result and I can't help myself but click on it and that's what keeps it on top.
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http://www.holytaco.com/25-funny-goo...ch-suggestions
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A couple in is "Why did I get married too?" lololol
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lol i got that as #1 too
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hahaha type in "can i" and see #6
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hahaha type in "can i" and see #6
lulz, i followed one of the links from that search...here is a comment:

"You cannot get pregnant from having sex with a male dog. Just the same you cannot get female dog pregnant having sex with her. I have had sexual relations with several of my dogs over the years and loved every minute of it. I think having sexual intercourse with a female is the best you can get. So much better than with a human mate. The dog will love everything you do to him or her and are natural lickers. The oral sex they can give you is mind blowing! Also I tought one of my females to french kiss me open mouthed and almost orgasmed the first time she did that!

Just be careful they don't get too aggressive. If they do, calm it down a bit and wait for them to settle down. They will always want sex and never turn you down!"
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lulz, i followed one of the links from that search...here is a comment:

"You cannot get pregnant from having sex with a male dog. Just the same you cannot get female dog pregnant having sex with her. I have had sexual relations with several of my dogs over the years and loved every minute of it. I think having sexual intercourse with a female is the best you can get. So much better than with a human mate. The dog will love everything you do to him or her and are natural lickers. The oral sex they can give you is mind blowing! Also I tought one of my females to french kiss me open mouthed and almost orgasmed the first time she did that!

Just be careful they don't get too aggressive. If they do, calm it down a bit and wait for them to settle down. They will always want sex and never turn you down!"
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Why is my poop green ??

WTF ???
you've never had green poop old man? i find that hard to believe
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you've never had green poop old man? i find that hard to believe
Can't say that I have Blake. Oh, and I've got your "old man" right here.
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Can't say that I have Blake. Oh, and I've got your "old man" right here.
Don't fuck with him, Blake. He could be the epic beard man
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lulz, i followed one of the links from that search...here is a comment:

"You cannot get pregnant from having sex with a male dog. Just the same you cannot get female dog pregnant having sex with her. I have had sexual relations with several of my dogs over the years and loved every minute of it. I think having sexual intercourse with a female is the best you can get. So much better than with a human mate. The dog will love everything you do to him or her and are natural lickers. The oral sex they can give you is mind blowing! Also I tought one of my females to french kiss me open mouthed and almost orgasmed the first time she did that!

Just be careful they don't get too aggressive. If they do, calm it down a bit and wait for them to settle down. They will always want sex and never turn you down!"
WTF!!!!!
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