[solefald]

i lol'd.

http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2...in_jersey.html

Jersey City police have arrested a Secaucus man on charges he followed young Hispanic women on the street and urinated on the backs of their legs in as many as seven separate incidents since late December, officials said.

Nitinkuma A. Patel, 27, of Moller Street, was arrested yesterday after urinating on the leg of a 16-year-old girl shortly before 9 a.m. by Police Officer Mike Meyers who was staking out the area off Journal Square where all but one of the incidents occurred, Police Deputy Director Peter Nalbach said.

Patel is charged with aggravated criminal sexual contact, lewdness, and child abuse, officials said.

After his arrest, another victim identified Patel as the man who urinated on her and police are looking into the other five reported incidents, officials said.

Meyers set up surveillance at 7:25 a.m. at Tuers Avenue and Vroom Street and at 8:52 a.m. he saw the 16-year-old walking east on Vroom on the south side of the street with Patel following her, reports said.

Patel wore gray sweatpants with "a large wet spot around his crotch area," reports said.

When the girl turned south on Tuers, Meyers got out of his car and began following on the other side of the street and saw Patel run to within 6 inches of the girl, reports said.

That's when Patel and pulled down the front of his pants and urinated on the girl, reports said, adding that he quickly walked away and right into Meyers' hands.

Police had been staking out the area for more than two weeks. Patel works at a Jersey City donut shop.

Nalbach said the victims are between the ages of 16 and 25.

"This is an oddity, a first," said Nalbach. "We all know from profiling reports that people start with things like this and proceed to more serious crimes, so it had us all worried."

Anyone who has been the victim of a similar incident is asked to call Jersey City police at (201) 547-JAIL.

[c0nstant]

lmao @ the mental image of this

[JayKay335i]

This is kind of funny. Fucked up, but funny. I dont know whats up with these girls but generally NJ girls know how to throw a punch.

[boymonkey]

Best stake out ever, perp worked at a donut shop.

[Peanuto]

Dude no way haha. A friend of mine who was an athlete at ND would do this. He would sneak up behind chicks wearing jeans at crowded bars, pee on them, then walk away before they could feel anything wet on their calves... Was one of those things that is soooo horrible, but at the same time blackout drunk at 1 am hilarious.

[smellfish]

Originally Posted by Peanuto

Dude no way haha. A friend of mine who was an athlete at ND would do this. He would sneak up behind chicks wearing jeans at crowded bars, pee on them, then walk away before they could feel anything wet on their calves... Was one of those things that is soooo horrible, but at the same time blackout drunk at 1 am hilarious.

Amazing.

[solefald]

Originally Posted by Peanuto

Dude no way haha. A friend of mine who was an athlete at ND would do this.

Tucker Max? heh

[Peanuto]

Originally Posted by solefald

Tucker Max? heh

Nope. I am not giving the kid's name, he would effing kill me. But it is a true story. I thought it was bullshit or grossly exaggerated until I saw it.

[ibeclueless]

lol

[pmeloche]

Incredible.

[DrockNJ]

i don't know which is worse for jersey...this or the fat broad that wants to be 1,000lbs