Man used penis to assault female police officer

Schumacher · 03-18-2010, 02:37 PM

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/8570398.stm

A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed
John Hardie
Defence solicitor

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.

Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.

solefald · 03-18-2010, 02:38 PM

i wonder if they would charge him with an assault with a deadly penis

CollinsE90 · 03-18-2010, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

i wonder if they would charge him with an assault with a deadly penis

hahaha

i can see it now in jail... "so what you in for?" "i tryed slapping a woman with my penis" "reeeeaaaally

?"

ibeclueless · 03-18-2010, 02:42 PM

lol

Schumacher · 03-18-2010, 02:57 PM

Not going to jail guys, just a fine. Maybe she enjoyed it?

iBoost · 03-18-2010, 03:01 PM

what the...

Blake · 03-18-2010, 03:04 PM

i hate when the media airs my dirty laundry

jpsum · 03-18-2010, 03:38 PM

they should charge him with assault with a deadly weapon. LOL

Kiemyster · 03-18-2010, 11:00 PM

had it struck her, im sure that would have been the title.... "Deadly penis". lollll

pmeloche · 03-19-2010, 05:52 AM

What was the police officer doing if he could try to hit her on the head with his penis while standing up?

hks786 · 03-19-2010, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

What was the police officer doing if he could try to hit her on the head with his penis while standing up?

That's what I'm wondering too lol, cant figure it out.

boymonkey · 03-19-2010, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

What was the police officer doing if he could try to hit her on the head with his penis while standing up?

Maestro · 03-19-2010, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by boymonkey

No one really wants to touch a naked guy specially while he is beating your ass...

Year's_End · 03-19-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

i wonder if they would charge him with an assault with a deadly penis

lol

E90SLAM · 03-20-2010, 10:53 AM

Its gonna hurt when he had to "drop your weapon"!!!

blue2fire · 09-03-2011, 06:50 AM

LOL

g_rant · 09-03-2011, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

What was the police officer doing if he could try to hit her on the head with his penis while standing up?

Maybe she's really short..

dtwyim · 09-03-2011, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jpsum

they should charge him with assault with a deadly weapon. LOL

That would depend on the size and hardness and the potential damage that can be afflicted.

dtwyim · 09-03-2011, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

What was the police officer doing if he could try to hit her on the head with his penis while standing up?

May be it is 3 feet long.

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