A sad Magic carpet vs 335i story

Schumacher · 03-11-2010, 08:45 AM

So I was on my way back to Natick, MA from the Moon and there was this Magic Carpet (1776 production I think) coming up behind me and was getting a little bit close to my rear. He had like 5% tint I think and I couldn't see him. I didn't want to race him so he moved to my right side and just floved along side by side with me for a good 45 seconds. I had V-1 on all along so the road was clear and I figured "what the hell." I put on neutral and started revving a few times and the dude took off. I smoked him so bad that he became so tiny in my rear view mirror. I was up to 155 mph I think. He tried really hard too.

Anyway, the sad part was when I slowed down to 85 mph and he caught up to me and rolled down his face and nodded his head and said, "not bad, not bad..." Then about 2 minutes later, I think I saw some smoke coming out of his trunk and he had to stopped . That really sucked for him. If it was my carpet , I'd just call Chuck Norris lol. Either way, it sucks when you are stuck in the middle of the highway.

Comet · 03-11-2010, 08:51 AM

man that moon highway blows whales.

it takes BMW Assist FOREVER to get there.. and they have the nerve to charge for towing under pretext that "NASA fuel costs a lot yo"

Spool · 03-11-2010, 09:04 AM

What mods do you have in your 335i? That F430 is my dream car....

unless your first name really is Michael, in that case, you can take a stock civic and beat a Ferrari with it...

Comet · 03-11-2010, 09:08 AM

@Spool:
he is referencing this:
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=360299

Spool · 03-11-2010, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comet

@Spool:
he is referencing this:
http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=360299

damn it, i didn't log into E90 yesterday, and that post was locked...

but in reality, a well modded 335i could take on an F430

kyleb350 · 03-11-2010, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

damn it, i didn't log into E90 yesterday, and that post was locked...

but in reality, a well modded 335i could take on an F430

490HP in a 3200lb car.

...

vs. a 3600lb. car... we'd need 550hp

Spool · 03-11-2010, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kyleb350

490HP in a 3200lb car.

...

vs. a 3600lb. car... we'd need 550hp

there are a few 335i on this board that are running 11's, will surely be more than enough for the F430...weight of the car dont' mean much once ur rolling on the highway...

burberry · 03-11-2010, 11:38 AM

ahaha nice. showed em.

jibaholic101 · 03-11-2010, 11:46 AM

i see what you did there....

kyleb350 · 03-11-2010, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

there are a few 335i on this board that are running 11's, will surely be more than enough for the F430...weight of the car dont' mean much once ur rolling on the highway...

But top end and aero do mean a lot when you're rolling on the highway

Spec 1 · 03-11-2010, 01:15 PM

Oh man, I've always wanted to race on the way back from the Moon. Such a loooong drive, all straight. The Ferrari probably didn't use his hyperboost, which is the only reason you won.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

but in reality, a well modded 335i could take on an F430

Really dude?

Maybe a full race built 335 could take a stock F430 but... comeon.

ibeclueless · 03-11-2010, 01:42 PM

lol cool story

Schumacher · 03-11-2010, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

there are a few 335i on this board that are running 11's, will surely be more than enough for the F430...weight of the car dont' mean much once ur rolling on the highway...

Okay, i lied. It was a Veyron.

Spool · 03-11-2010, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spec 1

Oh man, I've always wanted to race on the way back from the Moon. Such a loooong drive, all straight. The Ferrari probably didn't use his hyperboost, which is the only reason you won.

Really dude?

Maybe a full race built 335 could take a stock F430 but... comeon.

F430's are quick..but they are not that quick..ur thinking of an Enzo...

a 335i with all the bolts on, and aggressive race tune, will give it a run for its money. dont' get me wrong, i'm not a BMW fan boy...F430 is my favorite and dream car, but they are not like Z06 fast so beating one is not too fetched...

E90SLAM · 03-11-2010, 01:59 PM

Kensta335 · 03-11-2010, 02:00 PM

Oh, so that was you in the 335i. Can't believe you took me in my Veyron.

I think my Vtak blew up. That's where the smoke was coming from.

BMWinNorthdakota · 03-11-2010, 02:02 PM

Fkin Veyron ricers takin over

endofanera7 · 03-11-2010, 02:12 PM

Bro story cool

sole cal · 03-11-2010, 02:47 PM

cool bro story

Alexander · 03-11-2010, 03:17 PM

Lol cool story bro!

burberry · 03-11-2010, 03:17 PM

lol a veyron now? -_-

iBoost · 03-11-2010, 03:25 PM

story cool bro

03-11-2010, 08:45 AM	#1
Schumacher Second Lieutenant 31 Rep 219 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: A Box iTrader: (0)	So I was on my way back to Natick, MA from the Moon and there was this Magic Carpet (1776 production I think) coming up behind me and was getting a little bit close to my rear. He had like 5% tint I think and I couldn't see him. I didn't want to race him so he moved to my right side and just floved along side by side with me for a good 45 seconds. I had V-1 on all along so the road was clear and I figured "what the hell." I put on neutral and started revving a few times and the dude took off. I smoked him so bad that he became so tiny in my rear view mirror. I was up to 155 mph I think. He tried really hard too. Anyway, the sad part was when I slowed down to 85 mph and he caught up to me and rolled down his face and nodded his head and said, "not bad, not bad..." Then about 2 minutes later, I think I saw some smoke coming out of his trunk and he had to stopped . That really sucked for him. If it was my carpet , I'd just call Chuck Norris lol. Either way, it sucks when you are stuck in the middle of the highway. Last edited by Schumacher; 03-12-2010 at 02:44 AM..
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