11-04-2006, 11:57 AM | #1 | |
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Honestly know clue on how I found this..
Somehow I stumbled upon this toolbag...
And thought to myself, 'Who the hell would swim handcuffed?' Much to my suprise there was a man who did it often, and did it well. His name was Jack Lalanne. Unlike the 'Dude You're Gettin a Dell' wannabe pictured above, Jack was a man, not some surfer punk who wants to raise money for starving kids in Cambodia, how many people could even point out where the hell Cambodia is on a map?! I personally can't, and I don't know anyone that could besides my friend ex-girlfriend (She was Cambodian, and a psycopath, and now shes a coke snorting stripper, seriously). Anyways, here is a short list of Jack Lalannes swimming handcufftedly acheivements: Quote:
Here is jack, handcuffed, towing a line of boats during one of his many feats. What a manly man Jack was. Now go back to whatever you were doing, and thank you for allowing me to pointlessly devour approximately three to four minutes of your precious saturday afternoon.
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11-04-2006, 12:28 PM | #4 |
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