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bigaltech · 01-21-2010, 07:42 PM

Why don't you try fat burger from now on, you can get
yourself a double cheese with fries for $2.95 fagg0t
I like the tuna here
bulsh!t asss-hole no one likes the tuna here!

Memphis1 · 01-21-2010, 08:21 PM

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. "

SantaPimp27 · 01-21-2010, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bigaltech

Why don't you try fat burger from now on, you can get
yourself a double cheese with fries for $2.95 fagg0t
I like the tuna here
bulsh!t asss-hole no one likes the tuna here!

"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. A win is a win"

"You can have any beer you want... As long as its corona"

"- Hey man, whats the retail on one of those things
- More than you can afford pal, Ferarri.
- Smoke Em"

Feyd · 01-21-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SantaPimp27

"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. A win is a win"

"You can have any beer you want... As long as its corona"

"- Hey man, whats the retail on one of those things
- More than you can afford pal, Ferarri.
- Smoke Em"

Watch fast and the furious lately?

bigaltech · 01-21-2010, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Feyd

Watch fast and the furious lately?

Hey man, he was in my face
I'M IN YOUR FACE
relax! Don't push it, you embarrass me!

Seen that movie 10,000 times and still love it lol

SantaPimp27 · 01-21-2010, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Feyd

Watch fast and the furious lately?

haha nahh my friends are obsessed with saying those lines so i remember them by now

MCMLXXXIX · 01-22-2010, 12:39 AM

"nice catch blanco niño, but too bad your ass got saaaaaacked"

aut0sh0cker · 01-22-2010, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by memphis2012

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. "

Snatch FTMFW!!!

radix · 01-22-2010, 01:04 AM

you could get killed walking your doggie!

aut0sh0cker · 01-22-2010, 01:33 AM

"I asked a man today where the line between ambition and greed was. He responded: 'just before the Feds show up.'"

"People who always go by the book never achieve greatness" -Minh Luong

BMW F22 · 01-22-2010, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigaltech

Hey man, he was in my face
I'M IN YOUR FACE
relax! Don't push it, you embarrass me!

Seen that movie 10,000 times and still love it lol

I used to be able to remember every line in the movie. lol

"how's the tuna?"
"it was crappy yesterday. It was crappy the day before and guess what? Hasn't changed."

MontegoblueE92 · 01-22-2010, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by radix

you could get killed walking your doggie!

Heat! One of my favorite movies.

MMXIII 650i GC · 01-22-2010, 01:58 AM

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

silvergray545 · 01-22-2010, 02:19 AM

"I once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like"

BMW F22 · 01-22-2010, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

"I once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like"

"I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."

Kensta335 · 01-22-2010, 02:44 AM

"That's Ricky Tan? That's a midget in a bath robe."

Blake · 01-22-2010, 03:18 AM

my wife
she's dead
HIGH FIVE!

SoCali E36 · 01-22-2010, 05:03 AM

"Fuck!"

Couch · 01-22-2010, 10:15 AM

"I'm not a pasture, so don't bullshit me!"

Snertz · 01-22-2010, 10:23 AM

Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!

bigaltech · 01-22-2010, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMW E90

I used to be able to remember every line in the movie. lol

"how's the tuna?"
"it was crappy yesterday. It was crappy the day before and guess what? Hasn't changed."

Why'd you bring the buster here?
CUZ THE BUSTER KEPT ME OUT OF HANDCUFFS. He didn't just run back to the fort, the buster, brought me back.

MJC///M3 · 01-22-2010, 10:55 AM

"TONIGHT'S FORECAST'

A FREEEZE IS COMING!!!!

01-21-2010, 07:42 PM	#1
bigaltech Private First Class 9 Rep 142 Posts Drives: 335i Coupe Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: South Florida iTrader: (2)	Best quotes Why don't you try fat burger from now on, you can get yourself a double cheese with fries for $2.95 fagg0t I like the tuna here bulsh!t asss-hole no one likes the tuna here! __________________ \| 2008 E92 A/W \| 6spd \| saddle brown \| loaded \| black roof \| blacked out tails \| matte black grilles \| black/white roundels \| h&r sports \| intake \| jb3 \| custom exhaust \| passport 8500 \|
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01-21-2010, 08:21 PM	#2
Memphis1 Lieutenant Colonel 97 Rep 1,838 Posts Drives: Z4 SDrive 35i Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: CT iTrader: (0)	"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. " __________________
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01-22-2010, 12:39 AM	#7
MCMLXXXIX wat 240 Rep 3,406 Posts Drives: a gr3at whit3 5hark Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oct 2008 iTrader: (0)	"nice catch blanco niño, but too bad your ass got saaaaaacked"
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01-22-2010, 01:04 AM	#9
radix you know he kills little girls like you 403 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	you could get killed walking your doggie!
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aut0sh0cker meh 125 Rep 1,752 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997.2 C4S Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 91362 iTrader: (2)	"I asked a man today where the line between ambition and greed was. He responded: 'just before the Feds show up.'" "People who always go by the book never achieve greatness" -Minh Luong
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MMXIII 650i GC Private First Class 24 Rep 145 Posts Drives: 2013 F06 650i GC Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Mission Viejo, CA iTrader: (4) Garage List 2009 E92 M3 [0.00]	What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! __________________ Vorsteiner Titanium Cat Back Exhaust // Challenge Sport X-Pipe + HFCs // Monotec T03 Wheels // Powerchip ECU Custom Tune // Rogue Engineering Pulleys // H&R Sport Springs // Macht Schnell Filter // Challenge GT Carbon Lip Spoiler // Vorsteiner Type II Diffuser // AiB Angel Eyes // Matte Black Grille // Matte Black Side Fins // Matte Black M3 badge // All Roundels Blacked Out // Painted Reflectors
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01-22-2010, 02:19 AM	#14
silvergray545 Skittles, OT OG 2350 Rep 649 Posts Drives: Lots of M cars Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 ZCP [0.00] 2000 BMW M Roadster [0.00] 2004 BMW M3 [0.00] 2014 VW GLI [0.00]	"I once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like"
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01-22-2010, 02:44 AM	#16
Kensta335 Brigadier General 167 Rep 3,637 Posts Drives: 335i Coupe Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: So Cal 626 iTrader: (4)	"That's Ricky Tan? That's a midget in a bath robe."
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01-22-2010, 03:18 AM	#17
Blake Banned 801 Rep 4,643 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	my wife she's dead HIGH FIVE!
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SoCali E36 BMW Client Advisor 1111 Rep 3,541 Posts Drives: X5 40e/e36 M3 Sedan Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Where the road takes me... iTrader: (10)	"Fuck!" __________________
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Couch Colonel 146 Rep 2,900 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Houston iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [0.00]	"I'm not a pasture, so don't bullshit me!"
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Snertz H O O N 89 Rep 696 Posts Drives: ein M! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NY iTrader: (9)	Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK! __________________ U WOT M8?
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01-22-2010, 10:55 AM	#22
MJC///M3 Colonel 91 Rep 2,323 Posts Drives: 09 SSII E92 M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bronx, NYC iTrader: (0)	"TONIGHT'S FORECAST' A FREEEZE IS COMING!!!! __________________ "You will get there, but it is up to you and you alone. It is what you are willing to do, and how you are willing to get there. You must be relentless, you must be tireless, you must pursue at all costs, so that you are ready, when the time is right." -Dad
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