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      12-22-2009, 01:16 AM   #1
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My friend is high. Hilarity ensues

This is the text message conversation I just had with my extremely faded friend... lol


Him: whats up
Me: Not much, you?
Him: Nothing man just wanted to see if you found (a gift). I was thinking about you
Me: That's really creepy...
Him: That wasnt as funny as it sounded in my head. Sorry. Im really high
Me: Nice... Dude, we found a giant bobcat in my mom's wizard garden.
Him: oh yea. i think your up to your ears in shit
Me: I'm serious. We found it napping on our biggest pumpkin. He was glowing.

Long Pause...

Him: was it hostile?
Me: Extremely. My brother tried to give it a kiss and it attacked him.
Him: what an idiot! I wouldve killed it with my bare hands
Me: No way. It's like 3 feet tall and it's eyes are kinda glowing red. I think I'm going to keep him.
Him: and domesticate it?
Me: Yea. I'm gonna see if he'll sleep peacefully in my brother's room tonight.
Him: that doesnt sound safe. You might be retarded. Can you send me a picture of it.
Me: I will when I get home. I'm at Petsmart buying a muzzle and some bobcat nail clippers.
Him: word. i want to see this shit

Several min later...

Me: Ok, you ready?
Him: Yea send it

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Him: JESUS FUCK!
Me: Told you!
Him: dont do it! its gonna maul one of your family members in your sleep. im not coming over till its gone.
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      12-22-2009, 01:26 AM   #2
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      12-22-2009, 01:32 AM   #3
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      12-22-2009, 01:50 AM   #4
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      12-22-2009, 02:06 AM   #6
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      12-22-2009, 02:32 AM   #7
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      12-22-2009, 02:54 AM   #8
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      12-22-2009, 03:04 AM   #9
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      12-22-2009, 05:36 AM   #10
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      12-22-2009, 06:23 AM   #11
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      12-22-2009, 10:48 AM   #12
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      12-22-2009, 10:55 AM   #13
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      12-22-2009, 11:30 AM   #14
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Can someone attach the pic? Can't see photobucket at work. Sounds hilarious
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      12-22-2009, 11:41 AM   #15
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      12-22-2009, 12:26 PM   #16
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      12-22-2009, 12:34 PM   #17
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"was it hostile?"

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      12-22-2009, 01:05 PM   #18
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      12-22-2009, 04:45 PM   #19
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Him: that doesnt sound safe. You might be retarded. Can you send me a picture of it.
hahaha, love running jokes
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      12-22-2009, 06:03 PM   #21
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      12-22-2009, 06:04 PM   #22
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Long Pause...

Him: was it hostile?
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