GPS & PMS

Tondtar · 12-14-2009, 07:29 PM

Q : What do you get when you cross PMS with GPS ?
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A: A Bitch who will find you anywhere

Scorpion · 12-15-2009, 12:07 AM

Haha, you make these up?

silvergray545 · 12-15-2009, 12:08 AM

Jesus, that sounds like every woman out there...

Tondtar · 12-15-2009, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Scorpion

Haha, you make these up?

No, they come to me in my dreams. I am the next Messiah.

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Jesus, that sounds like every woman out there...

Watch out now...You are not even a married guy and talk like this?

UncleWede · 12-15-2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Watch out now...You are not even a married guy and talk like this?

His has a bit of the messiaic traits himself then

Best regards,
Wede

Memphis1 · 12-15-2009, 04:14 PM

"A new line of GPS equipped lingerie is being marketed to the modern, technology-savvy woman"
The "find me if you can" lingerie features a visible GPS device in a see-through part of the bodice next to the waist.
"This collection ... is a wink to women and a challenge to men because, even if she gives him the password to her GPS, she can always turn it off," Iorio said.
"She can be found only if she wants to."

jonepain · 12-19-2009, 02:12 AM

Any interaction with the general public, or it's representatives, is solely the responsibility of my wife.I had it put in our vows.The general public is also in full agreement.Actually we don't prefer to get lost.We just prefer to have the woman ask for the directions.

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Memphis1 Lieutenant Colonel 97 Rep 1,838 Posts Drives: Z4 SDrive 35i Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: CT iTrader: (0)	"A new line of GPS equipped lingerie is being marketed to the modern, technology-savvy woman" The "find me if you can" lingerie features a visible GPS device in a see-through part of the bodice next to the waist. "This collection ... is a wink to women and a challenge to men because, even if she gives him the password to her GPS, she can always turn it off," Iorio said. "She can be found only if she wants to." __________________ Last edited by Memphis1; 02-18-2011 at 11:16 PM..
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