I had an affair with Tiger Woods

BigDog · 12-02-2009, 12:57 AM

....just sayin

Seabiscuit · 12-02-2009, 01:02 AM

No, you didn't.

c0nstant · 12-02-2009, 01:23 AM

tiger had an affair with a big dog and seabiscuit is calling it out. i dont know what to believe!

BigDog · 12-02-2009, 01:28 AM

i have voicemails and photos to prove

FStop7 · 12-02-2009, 01:33 AM

me too lol

BillLee · 12-02-2009, 01:35 AM

i heard tiger woods is an animorph

Seabiscuit · 12-02-2009, 01:43 AM

holy shit

animorphs were the tits when i was a kid!

i would buy the books just to flip the pages and watch the little guy at the bottom transform lol

JCtx · 12-02-2009, 01:58 PM

So far 3 bimbos have surfaced. Guy wanted the benefits of a public figure but his 'transgressions' to remain private. Yeah, right! Welcome to the real world stud

. And now that his dark side is out, good luck having another anonymous 'transgression' with a sea of paparazzi following him everywhere.
It's going to cost him millions and millions in lost endorsements (present and future), but the creep hardly needs any more money. Can I take his place???

ArmyBimmerDude · 12-02-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by elp_jc

So far 3 bimbos have surfaced. Guy wanted the benefits of a public figure but his 'transgressions' to remain private. Yeah, right! Welcome to the real world stud

. And now that his dark side is out, good luck having another anonymous 'transgression' with a sea of paparazzi following him everywhere.
It's going to cost him millions and millions in lost endorsements (present and future), but the creep hardly needs any more money. Can I take his place???

I doubt he's worried about endorsements right now. A bigger concern is what happens if his wife divorces him. If he's supposedly worth $1 billion, then what does she, the mother of his two kids, get?

His wife is beautiful but it only proves that when you're famous, temptation will eventually get everyone.

lambtron · 12-02-2009, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDog

....just sayin

I filmed it, and will be selling it on eBay shortly.

JCtx · 12-02-2009, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArmyBimmerDude

I doubt he's worried about endorsements right now. A bigger concern is what happens if his wife divorces him. If he's supposedly worth $1 billion, then what does she, the mother of his two kids, get?

He's worried about endorsements so he can pay for child support and alimony indeed

. She'd get an arm and a leg. And even if he had a prenup, infidelity trumps it in many states.
And yes, usually famous people think they can get away with everything. With at least 3 affairs at the same time, and the beating he got for just one

, I'd guess a divorce is in his future. Always interesting to see 'role models' self-destruct.

pmeloche · 12-02-2009, 09:49 PM

At least we now know he's a good multi-tasker.

He's also a man who disregards the classes. From his upper class swedish wife to the working class skanks he's been transgressing with.

Kiemyster · 12-02-2009, 10:48 PM

Michael Phelps > Than All.

'nuff said

Heinzftw · 12-03-2009, 01:34 AM

Hey, it’s Tiger I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

Htown09 · 12-03-2009, 02:13 AM

He says he loves his wife.

FStop7 · 12-03-2009, 04:08 AM

I love his wife

TurboFan · 12-03-2009, 05:01 AM

he sent me a Christmas card w/ picture....

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SteveMD · 12-03-2009, 07:29 AM

Mii · 12-03-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesper Parnevik

"I feel really sorry for Elin," he told The Golf Channel on Wednesday. "I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of ... I really feel sorry for Elin, since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him. We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

Source

Next time? I doubt it.

Memphis1 · 12-03-2009, 01:36 PM

i don't understand why everyone wants athletes, presidents and other important people to be loyal... it's a dick thing, i would have affairs even if i was married to one of the victoria secret models... it doesn't matter how hot your wife is, it's a dick thing, there's no explaining the beast within

BigDog · 12-03-2009, 01:42 PM

<------- swims in his pile of cash

I did NOT have an affair with Tiger Woods and will no longer discuss the matter.

ragingclue · 12-03-2009, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BigDog

<------- swims in his pile of cash

I did NOT have an affair with Tiger Woods and will no longer discuss the matter.

That's a great idea. Tiger would probably pony up a lot of dough to keep word from getting out that he liked Irish sausage. I'll fab up some texts and give it a shot.

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