Cock was stolen

pdjafari · 11-18-2009, 03:46 PM

Yes you read it right, my cock was stolen last nite. I was passed out and next thing I knew this morning when I woke up it was gone. I looked everywhere for it, in the toilet, shower, in between the couch cushions and even in the refrigerator with no success. Why the refrigerator? Well sometimes it would get hungry at night and go scavenging for leftover taco's that I tend to keep lying around for a rainy day. I think perhaps my tree hugging neighbor stole it because she probably saw me and/or a female companion walk around with it naked and often witnessed it being stroked...

I'm thinking of getting a police report but am not sure what to do....

Anybody else have experience with losing their cocks??

montreal red · 11-18-2009, 03:48 PM

wtf?

bolinp78 · 11-18-2009, 03:53 PM

I'm not sure what to think

Scorpion · 11-18-2009, 03:53 PM

Memphis1 · 11-18-2009, 03:54 PM

lol!!!

scalbert · 11-18-2009, 04:12 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis

http://www.last.fm/music/King+Missil...tachable+Penis

shipill · 11-18-2009, 04:15 PM

sorry to hear that

Topless 335i · 11-18-2009, 04:29 PM

And I thought yesterday's prank thread was the gayest thread ever.

Robin_NL · 11-18-2009, 04:39 PM

Tondtar · 11-18-2009, 04:43 PM

No ...NEVER.

I got someone guarding mine around the cock ...Errrr...I mean, "clock".

Robin_NL · 11-18-2009, 04:50 PM

old one/repost:

JayReplay · 11-18-2009, 04:55 PM

this is stupid

MontegoGoGoGo · 11-18-2009, 05:03 PM

Yes, once. Glad I found it before our cleaning ladies did. Drinking to the point of not remembering the night's events, FTW.

Robin_NL · 11-18-2009, 05:13 PM

bmwmike335 · 11-19-2009, 12:23 AM

ur such a DUMMASS u forgot to check ur pockets
=)

SES_D · 11-19-2009, 12:32 AM

ot has gone down the gutter...lol

choicez · 11-19-2009, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SES_D

ot has gone down the gutter...lol

samwoo2go · 11-19-2009, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdjafari

Yes you read it right, my cock was stolen last nite. I was passed out and next thing I knew this morning when I woke up it was gone. I looked everywhere for it, in the toilet, shower, in between the couch cushions and even in the refrigerator with no success. Why the refrigerator? Well sometimes it would get hungry at night and go scavenging for leftover taco's that I tend to keep lying around for a rainy day. I think perhaps my tree hugging neighbor stole it because she probably saw me and/or a female companion walk around with it naked and often witnessed it being stroked...

I'm thinking of getting a police report but am not sure what to do....

Anybody else have experience with losing their cocks??

Seabiscuit · 11-19-2009, 03:09 AM

the fawk?

samwoo2go · 11-19-2009, 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seabiscuit

the fawk?

no, the cawk.

UncleWede · 11-19-2009, 10:28 AM

I don't normally look for it in the morning, it's still dark out when I leave for work.
I usually don't notice my cock is missing until the afternoon, after work. Usually the first place I go is the neighbor's yard.

Best regards,
Wede

escobar929 · 11-19-2009, 10:41 AM

mine is kept in a safe place

11-18-2009, 03:46 PM	#1
pdjafari Colonel 179 Rep 2,512 Posts Drives: G80 M3C Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Earth iTrader: (5)	Cock was stolen Yes you read it right, my cock was stolen last nite. I was passed out and next thing I knew this morning when I woke up it was gone. I looked everywhere for it, in the toilet, shower, in between the couch cushions and even in the refrigerator with no success. Why the refrigerator? Well sometimes it would get hungry at night and go scavenging for leftover taco's that I tend to keep lying around for a rainy day. I think perhaps my tree hugging neighbor stole it because she probably saw me and/or a female companion walk around with it naked and often witnessed it being stroked... I'm thinking of getting a police report but am not sure what to do.... Anybody else have experience with losing their cocks??
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scalbert Major General 159 Rep 5,776 Posts Drives: '13 S4, '15 Q7 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Woodstock, GA iTrader: (8)	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis http://www.last.fm/music/King+Missil...tachable+Penis
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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1149 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	No ...NEVER. I got someone guarding mine around the cock ...Errrr...I mean, "clock".
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Robin_NL S0THPAW 9022 Rep 7,867 Posts Drives: HS M2 Competition Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Netherlands iTrader: (0)	old one/repost: __________________ 'I won't say anything 'cause no one listens to me anyway....I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record' -Neill
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MontegoGoGoGo I'm kind of a bitch 400 Rep 895 Posts Drives: Montego/Cream E93 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St. Louis & St. Petersburg iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E93 [0.00]	Yes, once. Glad I found it before our cleaning ladies did. Drinking to the point of not remembering the night's events, FTW. __________________ E93: Montego/Cream <---- E46 (Coupe): JB/Black <---- E30 (Cabrio): Alpine White/Black
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Robin_NL S0THPAW 9022 Rep 7,867 Posts Drives: HS M2 Competition Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Netherlands iTrader: (0)	__________________ 'I won't say anything 'cause no one listens to me anyway....I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record' -Neill
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11-19-2009, 12:23 AM	#15
bmwmike335 Captain 88 Rep 711 Posts Drives: m4 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: los angeles iTrader: (3)	ur such a DUMMASS u forgot to check ur pockets =) __________________ 2015 ///M4 2006 525i 2008 335i Coupe 2011 1er 6MT ///M-Sport 2013 535i (RIP), 2014 535i (RIP) 2013 e92 M3 interlagos blue
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SES_D pewpew 495 Rep 21,164 Posts Drives: F10 535i Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: San Francisco iTrader: (26)	ot has gone down the gutter...lol __________________ LTMW
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Seabiscuit Aequitas Veritas 107 Rep 69 Posts Drives: 135i Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Azkaban iTrader: (0)	the fawk?
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11-19-2009, 10:28 AM	#21
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18650 Rep 9,438 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I don't normally look for it in the morning, it's still dark out when I leave for work. I usually don't notice my cock is missing until the afternoon, after work. Usually the first place I go is the neighbor's yard. Best regards, Wede
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11-19-2009, 10:41 AM	#22
escobar929 Brigadier General 156 Rep 4,528 Posts Drives: M2 CS Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Hollywood, FL iTrader: (14) Garage List 2020 M2 CS [10.00] 2020 M240i [0.00]	mine is kept in a safe place
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