I once had a girlfriend who tried the witholding sex trick so I explained to her "If you have a cat and you don't feed it,it goes nextdoor" This girl had no sense of humour and we parted shortly after.

[Chris.G]

Originally Posted by quincy

I once had a girlfriend who tried the witholding sex trick so I explained to her "If you have a cat and you don't feed it,it goes nextdoor" This girl had no sense of humour and we parted shortly after.

I said something similar to my girlfriend and she jumped on me in less then a second.:rocks: I guess it depends on which chick you say it to.Some will and some will be .

[Brunotheboxer]

Why do women use sex as a weapon? because they can.

Originally Posted by Brunotheboxer

Why do women use sex as a weapon? because they can.

No shit!!!

[BellasBmw]

Hhahah that is messed up. Heres another lil revenge for you boys...



A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about
this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more
excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having
one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar - A
saltshaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend
looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the
shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the
lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue - salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
He thinks - this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits.
.... At two seconds the Baileys curdles.
.... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he
finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus,
what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge"

[325 Baller]

haha that was a good one bella.

Originally Posted by 325 Baller

haha that was a good one bella.

+1

[luckystrike]

Originally Posted by BadBob

You must be a spitter.

[nmulax]

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

Hhahah that is messed up. Heres another lil revenge for you boys...



A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're
sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about
this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more
excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having
one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The
bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar - A
saltshaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend
looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the
shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the
lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue - salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
He thinks - this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits.
.... At two seconds the Baileys curdles.
.... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he
finally chokes it down, he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus,
what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge"

or put the Baileys and Lime juice in a shot glass together, forget the salt and call it a "Cement Mixer"... yeah, the ultimate nasty shot to get someone on their birthday.