| 09-08-2006, 05:16 PM | #1 |
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Lack of charisma can be fatal...
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Naggin wife joke...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."  
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| 09-11-2006, 06:51 PM | #2 |
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heard it already but it was for a mother in law which is better
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| 10-03-2006, 01:31 PM | #6 |
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I like it!
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| 02-25-2007, 09:28 PM | #10 |
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Lols.
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| 04-24-2007, 10:57 PM | #11 |
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hahaha
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