Formula One joke

footie · 08-16-2009, 01:22 PM

Just got e-mailed this from a friend and found it funny enough to share.

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ some Belfast youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from West Belfast were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Belfast pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re- badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's girlfriend in the shower.

SoreHead · 08-16-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by footie

Just got e-mailed this from a friend and found it funny enough to share.

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ some Belfast youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from West Belfast were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Belfast pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re- badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's girlfriend in the shower.

Koroush · 08-16-2009, 03:14 PM

Haha.

Sucks how BMW isn't doing F1 anymore.

NoM3ForMe · 08-16-2009, 03:33 PM

ROFL!

Nice one, Footie! Valencia in one week; I can't wait.

M3 vert · 08-16-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Koroush

Haha.

Sucks how BMW isn't doing F1 anymore.

I know eh...

pmeloche · 08-16-2009, 09:30 PM

Nicole Scherzinger naked? And that's much different from her regular outfits?

Dr.G · 08-16-2009, 10:32 PM

3XTR3M3 · 08-17-2009, 02:45 PM

LOL!

335 S · 08-17-2009, 03:54 PM

I don't get it.

SoreHead · 08-17-2009, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 335 S

I don't get it.

Scorpion · 08-17-2009, 08:14 PM

Lmao

footie · 08-18-2009, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by 335 S

I don't get it.

If I have to explain it then I failed BIG TIME.

335 S · 08-18-2009, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footie

If I have to explain it then I failed BIG TIME.

Perhaps a big sensi bud or a hit of window pane would make it funnier.

E90SLAM · 08-18-2009, 11:02 AM

Were the new hires called Nigel Stepney and Mick Coughlan???

Ramos · 08-18-2009, 04:26 PM

TK-421 · 08-18-2009, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by footie

If I have to explain it then I failed BIG TIME.

There's always an exception. Your joke was WIN

Highflyr · 09-02-2009, 12:33 PM

cagenicolas121 · 09-02-2009, 01:12 PM

anything can happen...........catch me if u can......

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