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      08-11-2009, 02:02 AM   #1
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      08-11-2009, 02:43 AM   #2
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lol whattt!! soo gross cut that off!
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      08-11-2009, 02:52 AM   #3
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what...the....fuck......
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      08-11-2009, 02:59 AM   #4
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I wonder how bad it would hurt him if you kicked him in his satchel
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      08-11-2009, 03:14 AM   #5
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lol whattt!! soo gross cut that off!
if you think this is gross, imagine yourself being the guy who held his balls up the stairs....
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      08-11-2009, 03:17 AM   #6
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      08-11-2009, 03:28 AM   #7
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Very true!!
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      08-11-2009, 03:46 AM   #8
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I bet that dude jizzes by the gallon though, any chick who gets a facial from him dies from drowning
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      08-11-2009, 03:55 AM   #9
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      08-11-2009, 05:24 AM   #10
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I bet that dude jizzes by the gallon though, any chick who gets a facial from him dies from drowning
LOL
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      08-11-2009, 11:11 AM   #11
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      08-11-2009, 11:14 AM   #12
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Pickup line of all time - I use my balls to break rocks.
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      08-11-2009, 11:17 AM   #13
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dude i couldn't imagine the loads that guy would make hahaha.
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      08-11-2009, 12:27 PM   #14
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      08-11-2009, 01:14 PM   #15
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      10-05-2009, 02:43 AM   #16
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how the hell would u t-bag a girl? she'll sufficate and die
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      10-05-2009, 04:13 AM   #17
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poor guy
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      10-06-2009, 09:10 AM   #18
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Damn, that's the most extreme case of elephantitis i have ever seen...i wonder why doctors don't try to remove it, it's just a huge tumor...

when he walks up the stair i can't help it but put on some gloves and box his balls hehe
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      10-06-2009, 10:11 AM   #19
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Aw crap, misleading title and I didn't read the NSFW, the girl beside me thinks I'm retarded now...
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Aw crap, misleading title and I didn't read the NSFW, the girl beside me thinks I'm retarded now...
picture of let say, the girl beside you?
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      10-06-2009, 11:33 AM   #21
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      10-06-2009, 12:21 PM   #22
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