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      06-15-2009, 08:42 PM   #1
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Step Into The Confession Booth! Episode Two

Today's topic is: When and where was the first time you got laid, screwed, humped, did the deed...in other words...lost your virginity?

Bonus points of you give your age, her/his age.

Direct flight to Heaven if you say his/her name.

First class direct flight if you post pics. LOL

EDIT Here's mine. It wasn't in the OP because I hit submit too early. LOL

1991
Mansfield, TX
Her mom's bed.
I was 16, she was 17.
Debbie S.
On the left (my right).


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oye, where is your answer? and pics or you're a homo!
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      06-15-2009, 08:55 PM   #3
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Edited to add mine. Sicko.
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Edited to add mine. Sicko.
Ahhh I take it back! LOL j/k!

19...at her dorm
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2005
I was 18 Daniel was 20
Only picture of the asshole I have




Apparently he doesnt know what NO means.

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I was 18 Daniel was 20
Only picture of the asshole I have


Apparently he doesn't know what NO means.
Sorry, girlfriend....not to flame that old fire, but he just looks like a total ever-loving douche.

You totally have our permission to start over, and let the second be the first!
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Sorry, girlfriend....not to flame that old fire, but he just looks like a total ever-loving douche.

You totally have our permission to start over, and let the second be the first!
Yeah he was. I liked the assholes back then. I was .. Fear not, I've already started over.
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we were both 16 taking summer classes at Stanford...

she was a gymnast
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2006
I was 16 she was 19. She is now married to a 26 year old man. Will post pics up in #bimmerpost chatroom only.
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this is a little creepy, not gonna lie

i was 16, she was 15
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      06-16-2009, 06:30 AM   #11
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this is a little creepy, not gonna lie

i was 16, she was 15
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1984
I was 17, she was 18
My dad's office on a rainy friday night while her b/f was off planning a party or something.
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I was 14, she was 14... freshman year of high school... in my garage.
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this is kinda creepy...but i gotta say, sara504, if that's you on your avatar....one word, DAYUM! holla at yo boy!
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I was 17, she was 18.

In my parents basement/gameroom.

I was in such a hurry to punch my V-card that I forgot to take off my socks. LOL. Oh well...kept my feet warm for the deed.

Sorry, don't have any pics of that girl on this computer.
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      06-19-2009, 05:52 PM   #17
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i honestly would've lost my virginity at age 6 if things would've worked for me back then haha

We lost it together on my 14th birthday instead
Her names Erica, she was 14 too and it was in her bed (it finally happened the 3rd night we tried lol)
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      06-20-2009, 01:51 AM   #18
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1984, 15 with Diana - 18, the biggest slut in high school. My bed when dad was out drinking Back then pics were not an option...
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      06-20-2009, 08:27 PM   #20
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i honestly would've lost my virginity at age 6 if things would've worked for me back then haha

We lost it together on my 14th birthday instead
Her names Erica, she was 14 too and it was in her bed (it finally happened the 3rd night we tried lol)
Myspace whore pics ftl.
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I was 17, she was 16.

Her water bed, it was actually not planned.

We were cuddling, then I got on top of her (she was on her stomach) and I started kissing her neck, when uhh....clothes came off and he somehow he worked his way in. lol

OMFG it was the most amazing feeling evar. I'm not gonna lie, I threw her on her back and went to business missionary style, lasted a whole 1 minute when I busted a load all over her bed, sheets, stomach, lol.

So embarrassing... good thing I made up for it the 2nd session, when we went 2 hours straight.

No condom was involved and I was shitting bricks for the next month.
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Myspace whore pics ftl.
She is not a whore so watch your mouth...
and if you dont believe it then who the fuck cares.
Its an internet forum, why would i feel the need to lie

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No condom was involved and I was shitting bricks for the next month.
Thats why Erica and I broke up! lol
I guess it also didnt help that after we found out she wasnt pregers, we did it without protection again lol
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