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      05-05-2009, 12:58 AM   #1
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Puke in my Mouth - Jizz in my Pants chick version.

lulz, pretty good....would piitb on both dem hoes

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      05-05-2009, 01:18 AM   #2
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Doesn't even make sense.
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      05-05-2009, 01:22 AM   #3
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wow how stupid
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      05-05-2009, 01:24 AM   #4
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      05-05-2009, 01:25 AM   #5
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not that good. not even close to jizzz in my pants
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      05-05-2009, 01:28 AM   #6
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not that good. not even close to jizzz in my pants
i know no where near, i just thought some of it was funny...

and you're right, makes no fkn sense
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      05-05-2009, 01:45 AM   #7
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      05-05-2009, 03:39 AM   #8
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the first chick is fucking fine
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      05-05-2009, 10:56 AM   #9
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the first chick is fucking fine
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      05-05-2009, 06:29 PM   #10
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loook up QUEEF IN MY PANTS instead.
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      05-05-2009, 06:38 PM   #11
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pretty funny for sure
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      05-05-2009, 06:59 PM   #12
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ghey....but I would def piitb
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      05-06-2009, 03:10 AM   #13
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I JIZZED IN MY PANTS just by looking at the first girl
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      05-06-2009, 03:22 AM   #14
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loook up QUEEF IN MY PANTS instead.
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The chick's face at 1:56 is phucking hilarious....
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      05-06-2009, 03:55 AM   #15
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Wow the main girl was soooooooo hot
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