help pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee

newbieman78 · 04-15-2009, 12:16 AM

Helpppppppppppppppp.....what the helllllllllllllll

i was just installing my diverter valves and my JB3 extension cable. I had the battery disconnected in the trunk. Then I accidentally closed the trunk and now I cant get into it to reconnect the battery. of course i cant get in through the back seats because the seat release knobs are in the trunk as well. the key doesnt worrk on the trunk when there is no power because these key are electronic. how the hell do i get into my trunk. my car is powerless and useless.

anyone??? i am here in the garage just hanging out now..cant even go anywhere. any help is appreciated.

yomama69 · 04-15-2009, 12:19 AM

FYL.

endofanera7 · 04-15-2009, 12:19 AM

lostkhan · 04-15-2009, 12:22 AM

First of All, LOL.
2nd Call Lock Smith

jlaw · 04-15-2009, 12:24 AM

LOL

FStop7 · 04-15-2009, 12:24 AM

Pop the hood

Connect jumper cables to the jumper terminals by the engine

Connect the other ends of the cables to your nipples

Kick yourself in the nuts

The trunk will pop open

Kensta335 · 04-15-2009, 12:27 AM

Uhh...use the key?

Press the top/middle of the key fob and slide out the key....

FStop7 · 04-15-2009, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Kensta335

Uhh...use the key?

Press the top/middle of the key fob and slide out the key....

SHUT UP BE QUIET

Blake · 04-15-2009, 12:31 AM

LOL

Cloud9blue · 04-15-2009, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kensta335

Uhh...use the key?

Press the top/middle of the key fob and slide out the key....

doesn't work on E92, we don't have a key hole for the trunk. your best bet is try jump the car or figure out an way to open the trunk some how...

Kensta335 · 04-15-2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by AlpineCloud9

doesn't work on E92, we don't have a key hole for the trunk. your best bet is try jump the car or figure out an way to open the trunk some how...

Oh right. Mine has a vorsteiner boot lid that's why it has a key hole.

FStop7 · 04-15-2009, 12:34 AM

OP you're going to need to drill the lock out. with your peen.

lostkhan · 04-15-2009, 12:36 AM

Drill a hole in ur trunk. Put ur hand inside and take out what u need

radix · 04-15-2009, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Blake

LOL

I think OP is EFG. Only EFG could screw this up this badly.

bmr760 · 04-15-2009, 12:38 AM

omg LOL

Blake · 04-15-2009, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radix

I think OP is EFG. Only EFG could screw this up this badly.

radix · 04-15-2009, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blake

endofanera7 · 04-15-2009, 12:40 AM

radix · 04-15-2009, 12:42 AM

We need John to pchop a EFG story together.

number335 · 04-15-2009, 12:43 AM

Mr.335iCoupe · 04-15-2009, 12:56 AM

LOL^^^

I found the solution!

http://www.fmylife.com/

Blake · 04-15-2009, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by radix

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newbieman78 Second Lieutenant 21 Rep 274 Posts Drives: bmw 335i Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (0)	help pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee Helpppppppppppppppp.....what the helllllllllllllll i was just installing my diverter valves and my JB3 extension cable. I had the battery disconnected in the trunk. Then I accidentally closed the trunk and now I cant get into it to reconnect the battery. of course i cant get in through the back seats because the seat release knobs are in the trunk as well. the key doesnt worrk on the trunk when there is no power because these key are electronic. how the hell do i get into my trunk. my car is powerless and useless. anyone??? i am here in the garage just hanging out now..cant even go anywhere. any help is appreciated. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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FStop7 I like cars 346 Rep 5,051 Posts Drives: M6 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Newbury Park, CA iTrader: (3)	Pop the hood Connect jumper cables to the jumper terminals by the engine Connect the other ends of the cables to your nipples Kick yourself in the nuts The trunk will pop open __________________ My photostream: http://www.flickr.com/photos/racelap/
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