Followed some douche today

.:bHd:. · 03-20-2009, 11:10 PM

So, i was driving home in my DD today on the 55 south. I was going about 65mph when this douchebag blew by me in the #2 lane. I noticed he had a "Vishnu" sticker on his 335 so I followed him into town to let him know that JB3 is better. He didnt notice me so I revved my car a little to get his attention. He started driving faster and faster. I get tired of trying to get this guy's attention and just busted a bitch to go back home. Turns out I was in front of a police station and got a fuckin citation!

quagmire · 03-20-2009, 11:13 PM

Serves you right.... We all know putting a LS3 in the 335i's engine bay trumps JB3 and the other tuners.

Got Rice? · 03-20-2009, 11:42 PM

That guy must of been madd stylinnnnn with his Vishnu sticker!

Bimmer Nerd · 03-20-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Got Rice?

That guy must of been madd stylinnnnn with his Vishnu sticker!

ummm yea

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=243262

1013mm · 03-20-2009, 11:58 PM

ahhahahahahah i'm going to reply the same reply to both threads. too good!!!!

magmd · 03-21-2009, 12:02 AM

douche meet douche

JayeJaymes · 03-21-2009, 01:22 AM

graider · 03-22-2009, 12:14 AM

LOL, is this the same guy that got mentioned in the other thread, funny sh1t.

TheLegacy · 03-22-2009, 02:45 PM

lol @ phiber just look at WHEN he posted. Ruins the fun

bmwmike335 · 03-23-2009, 03:26 PM

lmfaoooo

Ultra Fail

.:bHd:. · 03-23-2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Joey Babs

Douche?.......... You are the douche my friend! You obv do not know the ways of high performance.... STICKERS! YES! STICKERS! PUT THEM EVERYWHERE! ALL OVER THE CAR UNTIL THERE ISNT A SPEC OF PAINT LEFT! Why you ask!??!?! Every 1 inch of stick adds 5 hp's! Imagine the possibilities! How would we ever know whats inside that ride w/o the magic of stickers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL sorry end of the work day/before the gym rant! But seriously that sucks man, just be aware of your surroundings.

-_________-

fail.

cougfan335 · 03-23-2009, 07:07 PM

Sounds like you should have either had a legitimate race, consequences be damned. Or just sit down and enjoy a good douche together.

radix · 03-23-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Joey Babs

Douche?.......... You are the douche my friend! You obv do not know the ways of high performance.... STICKERS! YES! STICKERS! PUT THEM EVERYWHERE! ALL OVER THE CAR UNTIL THERE ISNT A SPEC OF PAINT LEFT! Why you ask!??!?! Every 1 inch of stick adds 5 hp's! Imagine the possibilities! How would we ever know whats inside that ride w/o the magic of stickers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL sorry end of the work day/before the gym rant! But seriously that sucks man, just be aware of your surroundings.

So a Hummer should be the fastest car ever, because you can put a lot of stickers on a Hummer.

Bimmer Nerd · 03-23-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by anmcguire

So a Hummer should be the fastest car ever, because you can put a lot of stickers on a Hummer.

ummm are u forgetting something ??? a fucking RV son

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.:bHd:. Major 365 Rep 1,149 Posts Drives: E92 335i MT Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: So Cal iTrader: (0)	Followed some douche today So, i was driving home in my DD today on the 55 south. I was going about 65mph when this douchebag blew by me in the #2 lane. I noticed he had a "Vishnu" sticker on his 335 so I followed him into town to let him know that JB3 is better. He didnt notice me so I revved my car a little to get his attention. He started driving faster and faster. I get tired of trying to get this guy's attention and just busted a bitch to go back home. Turns out I was in front of a police station and got a fuckin citation! __________________
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cougfan335 First Lieutenant 10 Rep 326 Posts Drives: 335i Coupe MT, Montego/Saddle Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Reno, NV iTrader: (6)	Sounds like you should have either had a legitimate race, consequences be damned. Or just sit down and enjoy a good douche together. __________________ e92 335i: Montego, Saddle Brown, Burl Walnut, MT, Sport, Prem, CW, PDC, Rear Shade. Mods: JB4, BMS Dual Intake, Cyba Scoops, Beyern Mesh Chrome 19" wheels, 15% F1 tint, LeatherZ weighted shift knob, body color reflectors, Matte black grill with Montego surround, middle lower grill removed, left and right lower grills painted black.
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