Audi A4 Cock

T Bone · 03-16-2009, 10:25 PM

I took my 335xi on a roadtrip this weekend and driving home on I90 in Upstate New York, I was just finishing passing car doing about 80 mph.

As soon as I do a mirror check to safely pass a car on the right, I see distinctive HIDs in my rear view. I was amazed at how quickly the car was closing so I promptly move back to the right lane.

As the car gets closer, it is a blue Audi. I thought the car would just blow by me....nope the clown slows down and looks over and gestures with his head indicating he wanted to race. Please.... An A4?

Anyway, he takes off again and I hear him gun it. I just kept listening to Santana and let the cock go.

Not a second later I pick up a big dark car in my rear view. I thought it was a Mercedes and it was also cooking. At this time the A4 is well over 100 mph and as the dark car comes closer, I see light bars.... NY State Patrol car

It blew by me like I was standing still.

I see the state trooper pull him over 1 km ahead of me....

A little poetic justice for an Audi Cock. What was this guy thinking? Testing how slow his 3.2 liter really is?? How badly Quattro sucked power at high speeds? Maybe Top Gear is right.

BTW, my car got 25 mpg for the whole trip

c0nstant · 03-16-2009, 10:36 PM

hahaha nice, shows that keeping your composure pays off. i love stories like these

Year's_End · 03-16-2009, 10:52 PM

noice man. good story minus the audi bashing.

radix · 03-16-2009, 11:36 PM

Dammit... the list keeps growing.

1. 335i is the new 350z.
2. Green is the new black.
3. Thursday is the new Friday.

and now...

4. Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers.

Oh well, I can live with that. Anyhow, good job keeping your composure.

Zephyr15 · 03-16-2009, 11:40 PM

Sounds like someone was watching Top Gear recently.

Clarkson was saying that all the "cocks" that used to drive Bimmers now drive Audis.

Los Angeles · 03-17-2009, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

noice man. good story minus the audi bashing.

Exactly.

I always dedicate 1 hour per day of pissing on the Audi brand.

Makes me feel better about myself and my peers dig it.

montreal red · 03-17-2009, 12:50 AM

well u're lucky u didnt race him or this would be a "how to contest my ticket?" thread!

boymonkey · 03-17-2009, 03:59 AM

I didn't know people can be called cocks.

Crimson92 · 03-17-2009, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anmcguire

Dammit... the list keeps growing.

1. 335i is the new 350z.
2. Green is the new black.
3. Thursday is the new Friday.

and now...

4. Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers.

Oh well, I can live with that. Anyhow, good job keeping your composure.

i get 1 and 4...you lost me on 2 and 3

Scorpion · 03-17-2009, 12:23 PM

It would be fun to be a cop, then you could speed without the worry of getting a ticket hah.

ejazbmw · 03-17-2009, 01:02 PM

i still think the new A4 is nice regardless what Jeremy Clarkson says about audi owners

Los Angeles · 03-17-2009, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejazbmw

i still think the new A4 is nice regardless what Jeremy Clarkson says about audi owners

Not me, Jeremy Clarkson is a huge influence in my life.

What he says, goes.

If you disagree, you're a nobody. He's a somebody.

T Bone · 03-17-2009, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Angeles

Exactly.

I always dedicate 1 hour per day of pissing on the Audi brand.

Makes me feel better about myself and my peers dig it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Angeles

Not me, Jeremy Clarkson is a huge influence in my life.

What he says, goes.

If you disagree, you're a nobody. He's a somebody.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejazbmw

i still think the new A4 is nice regardless what Jeremy Clarkson says about audi owners

It was the A4 just before the current facelift.

I wasn't bashing Audi, if I were, I would make references to Metrosexuals, Lattes and understeering into trees.

ejazbmw · 03-17-2009, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Los Angeles

Not me, Jeremy Clarkson is a huge influence in my life.

What he says, goes.

If you disagree, you're a nobody. He's a somebody.

lol i think hes funny as hell and i enjoy watching top gear, but he's dumb he said he didn't like the new M3 (maybe he didn't same the exact words but he didn't like it) and then next blog i read from him states him picking his kids up in a new M3

Crimson92 · 03-17-2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ejazbmw

lol i think hes funny as hell and i enjoy watching top gear, but he's dumb he said he didn't like the new M3 (maybe he didn't same the exact words but he didn't like it) and then next blog i read from him states him picking his kids up in a new M3

he never said he didnt like it

in fact during the comparo between the rs4 m3 and c63 he called the m3 the clear winner

TheLegacy · 03-17-2009, 02:17 PM

I like their show but Jeremy does have a douche side. Friend saw him with some suits NYC the other day. Maybe network talk of the American Top Gear.

BMdblU · 03-17-2009, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T Bone

It was the A4 just before the current facelift.
I wasn't bashing Audi, if I were, I would make references to Metrosexuals, Lattes and understeering into trees.

The 09 model's aren't facelifts.. it was a total overhaul. MY 06 07 and 08 were a face lift to the pervious model.

UltimateBMW · 03-17-2009, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMdblU

The 09 model's aren't facelifts.. it was a total overhaul. MY 06 07 and 08 were a face lift to the pervious model.

The 06, 07, and 08 models used a new internal designation number. B6 A4's ranged from 2001-2005. B7's were 2006-2008. None of these are really classified as facelifts even though they did share the same chassis. Audi classifies them as all new models.

Audi's model line-up just doesn't have the same longevity that BMW has. At least not recently, in respect that the B5 A4 had a shelf life from 1994-2001, similar to the e36.

radix · 03-17-2009, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson92

i get 1 and 4...you lost me on 2 and 3

2. Compares being ecologically sound to the trend of wearing black clothes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_new_black

3. People tend to go out drinking more on Thursday now, because they feel they can "tough it out" on Friday.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/11/06/ed...gewanted=print

I can't believe I'm posting links regarding this... I FAIL! *facepalm*

MrAdams · 03-17-2009, 06:16 PM

cop pulled him over for having a car from

BMdblU · 03-17-2009, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

The 06, 07, and 08 models used a new internal designation number. B6 A4's ranged from 2001-2005. B7's were 2006-2008. None of these are really classified as facelifts even though they did share the same chassis. Audi classifies them as all new models.

Audi's model line-up just doesn't have the same longevity that BMW has. At least not recently, in respect that the B5 A4 had a shelf life from 1994-2001, similar to the e36.

Sure.. if you want to get all technical. You got the point. The B7 was essentially the same as the B6 just a new 'face'.

The B8 has the 60/40 TQ split, set back motor, and totally new interior etc..

asdflkijd · 03-17-2009, 11:42 PM

Lol, nice one.

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