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Citizen Z · 02-14-2009, 10:32 PM

I'm going to a Daytona 500 party tomorrow and this is my contribution. Quadruplebypass Bacon Weave Pork Sausage BBQ Extravaganza.

Ingredients:
1.5lbs bacon
1.5lbs pork sausage
1/4 cup Sweet Baby Rays's BBQ sauce
2 tbsp liquid hickory "smoke sauce"
2 tbsp pork rub
2 cups cheddar/mozzarella cheese blend.

Bake for 3 hours (one hour per pound) at 300 degrees.

bmstyle71 · 02-14-2009, 10:35 PM

DUDE...that's disturbing....I'll stick to a healthy chef salad. This is why obesity occurs making it the number 2 killer..tisk tisk tisk. You better jog 25 miles to burn the calories and fat from that...bomb lol.

FStop7 · 02-14-2009, 10:37 PM

That just looks disgusting.

TiAg335i · 02-14-2009, 10:37 PM

Wow man. Not insulting your cooking or anything but I'd be hesitant to have even a tiny portion of that thing. Why all the fat? Can't get creative and make something healthier that tastes great?

Citizen Z · 02-14-2009, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bmstyle71

DUDE...that's disturbing....I'll stick to a healthy chef salad. This is why obesity occurs making it the number 2 killer..tisk tisk tisk. You better jog 25 miles to burn the calories and fat from that...bomb lol.

Lol, contraptions like that arn't why obesity occurs. Obesity occurs because people eat more calories than they burn. Its a lifestyle thing.

This monstrosity is really an experiment and it came out way bigger than I imagined. We'll see how it turns out tomorrow.

bmstyle71 · 02-14-2009, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Citizen Z

Lol, contraptions like that arn't why obesity occurs. Obesity occurs because people eat more calories than they burn. Its a lifestyle thing.

This monstrosity is really an experiment and it came out way bigger than I imagined. We'll see how it turns out tomorrow.

Umm yes it is....If I eat 1000 calories I need to jog for a mile (It's an example not actual numbers) to burn it off. If I eat that thing... I need to jog till I start seeing Asian people and a sign that says welcome to Beijing to burn it off. People are lazy already so the less calories you eat the less exercise you need to maintain weight.

MCMLXXXIX · 02-14-2009, 10:49 PM

HAHA bacon explosion!

amgthis · 02-14-2009, 10:51 PM

Weird. I'm having sweet baby rays on my hot dog right now. The sauce is boss!

561design · 02-14-2009, 11:24 PM

I'd love to see what that looks like cooked.

Citizen Z · 02-14-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 561design

I'd love to see what that looks like cooked.

And so you shall. I suspect it will be about 1/3 smaller than uncooked after a certain percentage of the fat is drained away .

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Originally Posted by bmstyle71

Umm yes it is....If I eat 1000 calories I need to jog for a mile (It's an example not actual numbers) to burn it off. If I eat that thing... I need to jog till I start seeing Asian people and a sign that says welcome to Beijing to burn it off. People are lazy already so the less calories you eat the less exercise you need to maintain weight.

I calculate that bacon explosion totaling a few calories north of 4500. An average sized person burns around 150 calories per mile run. At that rate, you'd have to run 30 miles to burn off this fatty crime against cholesterol levels, if you were able to eat the whole thing. Assuming six people share it, each person would only have to run 5 miles, something I do twice weekly. Kthxbai.

im spencer · 02-14-2009, 11:44 PM

How ironic i saw the recipe for this on the food network recently. BACONnn explosion

scollins · 02-15-2009, 12:03 AM

Very tasty looking! Another forum I'm on regularly pays homage to Bacon.

A friend shared this link a few days ago:
Pork!

TK-421 · 02-15-2009, 01:01 AM

Should be called "heart attack." Why beat around the bush? Actually, it could probably do the job for 2 small people.

methodtim · 02-15-2009, 01:49 AM

You know the only thing better than bacon? More bacon!

Well done! I can't wait to see it cooked.

Spool · 02-15-2009, 02:03 AM

that shit is straight gross looking, i wouldn't eat it if it was served to me on some girl's cunt

FStop7 · 02-15-2009, 02:04 AM

How are you going to cook it? There is going to be so much grease draining off of it that if you don't have a way to siphon it off your end result is going to be pretty unappetizing and saturated. It won't even taste good or get crispy. It'll be just soggy with fat. I want to throw up just thinking about it.

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that shit is straight gross looking, i wouldn't eat it if it was served to me on some girl's cunt

Bacon wrapped beef curtains

bmstyle71 · 02-15-2009, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Citizen Z

each person would only have to run 5 miles, something I do twice weekly. Kthxbai.

Assuming that's the only thing you're eating the whole day right? hahaha Calories aren't the only concern, What about all the cholesterol that's gonna be swimming in your arteries? And I quote 'kthxbai'

GAM3OVR85 · 02-15-2009, 03:21 AM

WTF!!

Thats nasty!!!!!!!!

c0nstant · 02-15-2009, 03:29 AM

oh my fucking god that looks delicious. cut me a piece and mail it over here

spacedogg · 02-15-2009, 03:35 AM

PICS after it is cooked is a must!!!

There was another one of these waffle weaved bacon threads a year ago...if I can find it.

c0nstant · 02-15-2009, 03:36 AM

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bmstyle71 · 02-15-2009, 03:36 AM

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oh my fucking god that looks delicious. cut me a piece and mail it over here

Delicious indeed. Why mail it over? You can get it, it's in the lower belly roll of the one on the left....yummy and delicious indeed.

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