02-09-2009, 12:36 PM | #1 |
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Yo Mamma
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Lets see how creative you guys can get. let me start with something simple, but sure is overlooked. Yo Momma is so fat that she is ugly! |
02-09-2009, 01:19 PM | #3 |
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thats horrible
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02-09-2009, 01:22 PM | #4 |
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Yo Mamma is so dumb that she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish Holiday!
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02-09-2009, 01:24 PM | #5 |
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Yo mama is so fat that when she walked pass my tv, I missed 3 shows... from yo mama
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02-09-2009, 01:25 PM | #6 |
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Yo Momma is so fat that when she dances to the music on the radio, the record skips at the radio station
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02-09-2009, 04:11 PM | #8 |
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Yo Momma is so fat that when your dad slaps her ass saying goodbye on his way to work it keeps on jiggling until he comes back home 12 hours later !!
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02-09-2009, 04:28 PM | #12 |
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Yo mamma is so fat flight 1549 could have landed on her a$$.
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02-09-2009, 04:49 PM | #15 |
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02-09-2009, 06:07 PM | #19 |
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Yo Mama is so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
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02-09-2009, 06:36 PM | #20 |
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i prefer, yo momma so fat she bleeds ragu
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02-09-2009, 06:56 PM | #21 |
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oh yeah i forgot about that one... i prefer it as well.
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