Modded 335i vs DeLorean DMC-12

aut0sh0cker · 01-20-2009, 10:28 PM

Just last night I had the opportunity to test the JB3 against one of our oldest rivals: the DeLorean! (Marty from e90post happened to be the other driver)

I had the jump off the line and held it until 88 miles per hour when suddenly the DeLorean's V6 just exploded with fury and the car rocketed ahead so quickly it left burning rubber in two smoldering lines on the road! I couldnt even see the car anymore he was so far ahead! (nice run Marty

)

Are these results normal for a JB3? I thought I was going to see him disappear in my rearview, but boy was I surprised! Maybe Terry can chime in here...

seej333 · 01-20-2009, 10:52 PM

this is a joke right?

xsb00st · 01-20-2009, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

Just last night I had the opportunity to test the JB3 against one of our oldest rivals: the DeLorean! (Marty from e90post happened to be the other driver)

I had the jump off the line and held it until 88 miles per hour when suddenly the DeLorean's V6 just exploded with fury and the car rocketed ahead so quickly it left burning rubber in two smoldering lines on the road! I couldnt even see the car anymore he was so far ahead! (nice run Marty

)

Are these results normal for a JB3? I thought I was going to see him disappear in my rearview, but boy was I surprised! Maybe Terry can chime in here...

Those fucking flux capacitors... they get me all the time.

335iPaul · 01-20-2009, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by xs*****

Those fucking flux capacitators... they get me all the time.

Mote · 01-20-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by seej333

this is a joke right?

No he's absolutely 100% serious.

GeauxChadE90 · 01-20-2009, 11:08 PM

Good thing there were no reported lighting strikes in the area...

BK · 01-20-2009, 11:20 PM

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

galahad05 · 01-20-2009, 11:24 PM

I'm thinking about starting a new thread, titled "Modded 335 vs '02 Hayabusa"

bsamoul · 01-20-2009, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

Just last night I had the opportunity to test the JB3 against one of our oldest rivals: the DeLorean! (Marty from e90post happened to be the other driver)

I had the jump off the line and held it until 88 miles per hour when suddenly the DeLorean's V6 just exploded with fury and the car rocketed ahead so quickly it left burning rubber in two smoldering lines on the road! I couldnt even see the car anymore he was so far ahead! (nice run Marty

)

Are these results normal for a JB3? I thought I was going to see him disappear in my rearview, but boy was I surprised! Maybe Terry can chime in here...

lol here we go gunning it up to 88

DenverJayhawk · 01-20-2009, 11:54 PM

how do you expect a BMW to compete with 1.21 Jigawatts of electricity?

aut0sh0cker · 01-21-2009, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by DenverJayhawk

how do you expect a BMW to compete with 1.21 Jigawatts of electricity?

They're German, they'll think of something!

Houman21 · 01-21-2009, 12:07 AM

Ah man - This thread just put a big grin on my face

well done aut0sh0cker and xs*****!

DenverJayhawk · 01-21-2009, 12:09 AM

Great Scott!!

Bilka · 01-21-2009, 12:09 AM

it will get you EVERY DAMN TIME.

aut0sh0cker · 01-21-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by DineshD

it will get you EVERY DAMN TIME.

Thats a pic of the Dinan Flux Capacitor, no? Any chance I could DIY this, or is this more of a dealer install?

M3WC · 01-21-2009, 12:16 AM

I have to save this. In the records of 335i vs. "input the car of choice".

Too funny. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a way it puts some of the ridiculous immature 335i kill stories in perspective. Honestly too many kids have these cars now.

mid-corner fun · 01-21-2009, 12:19 AM

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Thats a pic of the Dinan Flux Capacitor, no? Any chance I could DIY this, or is this more of a dealer install?

That's a Dinan Stage 1, easy DIY install. Stage 2, the wiring on the city hall clock tower is a bit tricky though...

bsamoul · 01-21-2009, 12:19 AM

epic

Year's_End · 01-21-2009, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by seej333

this is a joke right?

this is a joke right?

and one of your mods is a "?"?

Aurora Bearialis · 01-21-2009, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DenverJayhawk

how do you expect a BMW to compete with 1.21 Jigawatts of electricity?

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darkphantom · 01-21-2009, 12:29 AM

dude....need to get yourself one of these....because where we're going...we need to avoid her!

aut0sh0cker · 01-21-2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by PeterM1

That's a Dinan Stage 1, easy DIY install. Stage 2, the wiring on the city hall clock tower is a bit tricky though...

That's what I was afraid of...

I'll PM longtran! If anyone can do it, it would be him!

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