| 01-19-2009, 03:45 AM | #1 |
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Ok if your single read this, its a lil JOKE to do on a girl lol.Kind of creepy though
Ok my friend told me to try this and it was soooooo funny you have to try it if you are on a date with a chick and you know she can take a joke...
Ok as well make sure she won't spray you with Pepper Spray or be violent in any way lolol... wow this sounds bad already lolol... Ok well here's the joke, I'll just tell you how it went...So I pick up this girl on a date first one (i know its not going to go anywhere so does she basicly just something to do) so anyways... I pick her up she's looking at the car all happy and perky, she goes inside were driving and its like 8:30pm and I decide to take her through this very windy road thats secluded 2 lanes only and I the whole time and being quiet and just making lil creepy phsicotic stares at her... shes talking and i'm just going mmhhmmmm in a creepy way... so as we stop at a light I say to her "Do you want to hear my favorite song?" and I'm starring at her she's looking at me strange, "ummmm Sure I guess ok?" So I play Rape Me by Nirvana and as soon as Kirk Cobain starts singing I'm staring at her going down the straight road (its straight for like 3-4miles) and theres no one coming towards me its a deserted road... so I stare at her speeding up the car not looking at the road singing to her "rape meeeeeee" rape meeeeeeeeee lolol she starts freaking out like saying look at the road and shes just being squished in to the seat basicly like she was being cornered..... LOLOLOL Ok long story short I told her i'm just messing she got pissed and said my god I thought you were like taking me to some secluded place to like rape me lololol, it was pretty funny just saying if you wanna have some fun give it a go, ya its messed up but hey its funny right?  |
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| 01-19-2009, 03:49 AM | #2 |
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wtf...what if an animal jumped in the road?
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| 01-19-2009, 03:55 AM | #4 |
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if you did that to my wife on a date she would have broken your nose fo sho! i pity the fool that screws with her. she makes me cry on a daily basis.
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| 01-19-2009, 03:57 AM | #5 |
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But dude just next time your in your car play that song over your stereo and just blast it and just picture that its soooo freaking creepy lol.... I mean i have one hand on the wheel(left the other on the back of her head rest just saying rape me rape me lolol...
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| 01-19-2009, 04:14 AM | #6 |
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that's hardly funny...
I don't see how that's a joke.. that's creepy if anything...
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it's like putting a gun, loading it.. breaking into someone's house and holding his family hostage and then being all like "haha! I was just playing.. let's go for pizza guys!"
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| 01-19-2009, 08:14 AM | #13 |
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if you did that to my wife on a date she would have broken your nose fo sho! i pity the fool that screws with her. she makes me cry on a daily basis.[/QUOTE]rofl,hahahahaa
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If you pull these sort of stunts habitually, you'll stay single
 Play safe out there.
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or worse, put in jail if a girl actually feels the threat is real, then you'll share a cell with a big dude who is going to do what the song says to you all day and all night... now that woulld be ironic and funny
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So there you have it....and on that note, its thread closing time (2nd OP's thread I'm closing - sense the pattern
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