[Tondtar]

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies - Just in time for your Holiday celebration:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again,
to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour
one Level Cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer.. Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this
point it's best to Make sure the Cuervo is still
OK, try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor...

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters
just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas

[Razzy]

LMAO!! i cracked up. Damn tondtar where do you get this stuff!!

[Tondtar]

Originally Posted by Razzy

LMAO!! i cracked up. Damn tondtar where do you get this stuff!!

lol ....They come to me as the gesture of kindness from friends (and some strangers) who feel indebted after receiving their daily dose of humor for years free of charge from yours truly

[ATX750i]

Damn Tondtar, I couldnt read that quietly at all, by the end I felt a tear run down my face. Hysterical!

[Tondtar]

Originally Posted by JHastings0826

Damn Tondtar, I couldnt read that quietly at all, by the end I felt a tear run down my face. Hysterical!

Yeah, I know. It kinda gets hard to follow toward the end

[Blake]