[Tarthuss]

Alright guys, I've been trying to put this off for some time but unfortunately I can't any longer. I'm running really low on cash and I need to find some extra cash to get me through a couple payments or my car will be history.

These times have hit me pretty hard. Here's the deal, I work for a graphics design/printing firm. I can get you top of the line business cards, uv spot-gloss matte laminate, thick, with waterproof writable surface. These are a great way to show some presence and bring that first "here's my card" experience to a new level.

Normally these would go anywhere from $450-$700 for 1000
but in spite of my need and the fact that this would be for my e90 fellow members, I can make them for $250.00 Although anything above that would be greatly appreciated

I can also have any catalogs printer or w.e, I can do the graphic design as well.

So what do you say! You'll get a great product, for a great price, and help me keep my credit in good stance, as well as my car!

Thank you so much.

Almost forgot! Full color front and back!

[asdflkijd]

bump.. help a fellow member out! I'm a student so I have no use for any of the things you can offer

[35past3]

Can you print custom poker chip inlays?

[MMMazing07]

bump for you. im so broke right now that about to whore myself out to a bunch of fat chicks. 50 fat chicks + $50 each = $2500 easy money

[Tarthuss]

Originally Posted by MMMazing07

bump for you. im so broke right now that about to whore myself out to a bunch of fat chicks. 50 fat chicks + $50 each = $2500 easy money

ROTFL!!

That's plan B!

[Tarthuss]

Originally Posted by 35past3

Can you print custom poker chip inlays?

PM sent.

[cryptkeeper]

Donate blood plasma for some extra pocket cash. Two hours and 1 free movie later and you're good to go!

[DougLikesBMW]

Donate sperm. Get paid to fuck your girlfriend and then jizz in a baggy! Then all you gotta do is take it to the bank!

[Tarthuss]

Here's a pic of a sample I took with my iphone, notice the matte laminate as well as the spot gloss on the logo.

[BrianDesigns]

Originally Posted by MMMazing07

bump for you. im so broke right now that about to whore myself out to a bunch of fat chicks. 50 fat chicks + $50 each = $2500 easy money

or 100 really really fat chicks +25 each= 2500$

[c0nstant]

bump as well. i would, but im a student = student budget = joke hopefully things start to look up for you though, OP

[in5ane_3]

Originally Posted by jh valley

bump as well. i would, but im a student = student budget = joke hopefully things start to look up for you though, OP

I agree very much with this.

[Expired]

Originally Posted by Tarthuss

ROTFL!!

That's plan B!

Could get a more reasonable car for a student??
Don't try to live beyond your means..

Originally Posted by MMMazing07

bump for you. im so broke right now that about to whore myself out to a bunch of fat chicks. 50 fat chicks + $50 each = $2500 easy money

O__o
I had to question if that was right or not for a second..
There is some serious money to be made in the business of whoring yourself out..
If you look good, 300+ easy and you don't even have to have sex with fat chicks.
1 client a day, 1-2 hours of work, $9,000+ a month.

Originally Posted by cryptkeeper

Donate blood plasma for some extra pocket cash. Two hours and 1 free movie later and you're good to go!

Me and my friends were bored today and decided to go donate plasma for money..
They only offered 25$ for a 2-3 hour wait/process. -___-
50$ would have sealed the deal.

-Nathan

[BMWE90]

Originally Posted by BrianDesigns

or 100 really really fat chicks +25 each= 2500$

dude if you're doing fatter chicks shouldn't you ask for more and not less?? So wouldn't it be like 25 really fat chicks x $100 each= $2500?

And Family Guy ftmfw!!

[epbrown]

Originally Posted by MMMazing07

bump for you. im so broke right now that about to whore myself out to a bunch of fat chicks. 50 fat chicks + $50 each = $2500 easy money

Back in college a buddy of mine was a male escort - had some crazy stories.

[.:bHd:.]

I would do it if you were from around here man. Freakin print shop fucked up my cards.

[MMMazing07]

Originally Posted by epbrown

Back in college a buddy of mine was a male escort - had some crazy stories.

honestly what girls would call a male escort other then fat chicks and 13 year old girls

lets hear one for good measure

[TheCyrax]

COUGARS!!

[c0nstant]

Originally Posted by TheCyrax

COUGARS!!

...wut

[spectrumphoto]

Can you do custom Dye cuts. I have a current card that I need re-worked and printed, 2 sided 2-3 color (possibly 1 metallic) with a custom dye. Pretty simple design though.

let me know, we might be able to help eachother out

[AtoB]

Originally Posted by Tarthuss

Alright guys, I've been trying to put this off for some time but unfortunately I can't any longer. I'm running really low on cash and I need to find some extra cash to get me through a couple payments or my car will be history.

These times have hit me pretty hard. Here's the deal, I work for a graphics design/printing firm. I can get you top of the line business cards, uv spot-gloss matte laminate, thick, with waterproof writable surface. These are a great way to show some presence and bring that first "here's my card" experience to a new level.

Normally these would go anywhere from $450-$700 for 1000
but in spite of my need and the fact that this would be for my e90 fellow members, I can make them for $250.00 Although anything above that would be greatly appreciated

I can also have any catalogs printer or w.e, I can do the graphic design as well.

So what do you say! You'll get a great product, for a great price, and help me keep my credit in good stance, as well as my car!

Thank you so much.

Almost forgot! Full color front and back!

send my your company info.... my agency is always looking for reasonably priced printers.

A

[gonzo]

Good for you! The answer is always no if you don't ask.