Rich as hell and free

Comet · 10-06-2008, 05:53 AM

Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
you for good. I've been a good woman to you for
seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss
called to tell me that you had quit your job today
and that was the last straw. Last week, you came
home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair
and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even
wore a brand new negligee. You came
home and ate in two minutes yes, and went
straight to sleep after watching the game. You
don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch
me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't
love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your
BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia
together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
------

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving
your letter. It's true that you and I have been
married for seven years, although a good woman is
a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so
much to try to drown out your constant nagging.
Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you
cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that
came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My
mother raised me to not say anything if you can't
say anything nice.

When you cooked my favorite meal, you must
have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER,
because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I went to sleep on you when you had on that new
negligee because the price tag was still on it. I
prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother
had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that
morning and your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we
could work it out. So when I discovered that I had
hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and
bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got
home you were gone. Everything happens for a
reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you
always wanted.

My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you
won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but John, my
brother was born Jane. I hope that's not a
problem.

Signed
Rich As Hell and Free!

islandguy19 · 10-06-2008, 02:19 PM

I hope this is true because if it is, MAD PROPS TO YOU! Go treat yourself to another fine BMW Driving Machine!

UltimateBMW · 10-06-2008, 03:28 PM

wtfpwnt.

darkphantom · 10-06-2008, 03:36 PM

lmao, saw one this before....

Joekerr · 10-06-2008, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by islandguy19

I hope this is true because if it is, MAD PROPS TO YOU! Go treat yourself to another fine BMW Driving Machine!

Do you honestly believe the above to be true?

I mean...seriously...

mvagusta · 10-07-2008, 12:35 AM

That is off the hook..hahahha..

Crimson92 · 10-09-2008, 03:37 PM

lol

fizzle · 10-09-2008, 04:40 PM

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Year's_End · 10-09-2008, 04:52 PM

brilliant

EZ_TUR90 · 10-09-2008, 04:56 PM

lol

Graham M · 10-11-2008, 07:14 PM

Wow, if that was true.... Absolute pwnage to the nines.

E. Honda · 10-12-2008, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by islandguy19

I hope this is true because if it is, MAD PROPS TO YOU! Go treat yourself to another fine BMW Driving Machine!

It's a story...calm down.

uabimmer · 10-12-2008, 02:56 AM

haha... that was pretty good, seems like a solid guy!!!

didnt say anything cause he didnt have anything nice to say

very solid

Year's_End · 10-12-2008, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by islandguy19

I hope this is true because if it is, MAD PROPS TO YOU! Go treat yourself to another fine BMW Driving Machine!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graham M

Wow, if that was true.... Absolute pwnage to the nines.

good game people.

whyrms · 10-12-2008, 05:33 PM

so which car to do you think he's going to buy?

rsmamg · 10-12-2008, 06:14 PM

solid

TiAg335i · 10-12-2008, 08:24 PM

So his brother is going to take the leftovers....nasty.

asdflkijd · 10-13-2008, 02:18 AM

nice one, I think people might be confused that this is you........

Comet · 10-13-2008, 04:56 AM

if it were me, I wldnt have put it in the lighter side...

also I'd have at least invited people to a round of beer

mjg335 · 10-22-2008, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whyrms

so which car to do you think he's going to buy?

mondays car-m6
tuesdays car- nissan gt-r
wed-ferrari
thrus-lambo
fri-aston martin
sat-slr
sun-rolls royce

Scorpion · 10-22-2008, 08:34 PM

Haha, that's awesome.

PaulBailey@ltbmw · 11-11-2008, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mjg335

mondays car-m6
tuesdays car- nissan gt-r
wed-ferrari
thrus-lambo
fri-aston martin
sat-slr
sun-rolls royce

!!!!

10-06-2008, 05:53 AM	#1
Comet Troll Harder 413 Rep 596 Posts Drives: 997 GT3, 997 4 GTS, X6M Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal, Beirut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 Porsche GT3 [8.00] 2012 Porsche 4 GTS [5.34]	Rich as hell and free Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes yes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your EX-Wife -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ Dear Ex-Wife Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but John, my brother was born Jane. I hope that's not a problem. Signed Rich As Hell and Free! __________________
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10-06-2008, 02:19 PM	#2
islandguy19 First Lieutenant 61 Rep 376 Posts Drives: 08 E92 AW M3 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Francisco Bay Area iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 E92 M3 [0.00]	I hope this is true because if it is, MAD PROPS TO YOU! Go treat yourself to another fine BMW Driving Machine! __________________
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10-06-2008, 03:28 PM	#3
UltimateBMW Brigadier General 427 Rep 3,287 Posts Drives: MP4 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: South iTrader: (0)	wtfpwnt. __________________
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10-06-2008, 03:36 PM	#4
darkphantom Banned 635 Rep 5,945 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	lmao, saw one this before....
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10-07-2008, 12:35 AM	#6
mvagusta Lieutenant 16 Rep 467 Posts Drives: 2008 m3 coup Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: michigan iTrader: (1)	That is off the hook..hahahha..
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10-09-2008, 04:40 PM	#8
fizzle is it the 5oclock free crack giveaway? 242 Rep 17,453 Posts Drives: a motorized vee-hickle Join Date: May 2007 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (14)	Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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10-09-2008, 04:52 PM	#9
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1246 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	brilliant __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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10-09-2008, 04:56 PM	#10
EZ_TUR90 Ez tur90 200 Rep 3,193 Posts Drives: M6 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (11)	lol __________________
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10-11-2008, 07:14 PM	#11
Graham M I love my Z. Pure sex on wheels. 51 Rep 397 Posts Drives: Is sold, goodbye everyone! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Calgary iTrader: (0)	Wow, if that was true.... Absolute pwnage to the nines.
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10-12-2008, 02:56 AM	#13
uabimmer Україна 24 Rep 868 Posts Drives: JB e90 330i Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sac. California iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00] 2003 330i [0.00]	haha... that was pretty good, seems like a solid guy!!! didnt say anything cause he didnt have anything nice to say very solid __________________ IN THE PASSING LANE - e90 330 JetBlack / 6000k D1S / 40% all around / LED Lic.Plt. / LED reverse lights / 7500k Fogs
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10-12-2008, 05:33 PM	#15
whyrms Private 19 Rep 73 Posts Drives: foot mobile. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: san jose iTrader: (0)	so which car to do you think he's going to buy?
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10-12-2008, 06:14 PM	#16
rsmamg Flying First Class 33 Rep 581 Posts Drives: M Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	solid
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10-12-2008, 08:24 PM	#17
TiAg335i Trance Life 334 Rep 4,706 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (4)	So his brother is going to take the leftovers....nasty.
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10-13-2008, 02:18 AM	#18
asdflkijd Aberry is a scammer 589 Rep 5,507 Posts Drives: SGM E92 335i, AM E90 335i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (14) Garage List 2008 E92 335i [10.00] 2007 E90 335i (Reti ... [9.00]	nice one, I think people might be confused that this is you........
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10-13-2008, 04:56 AM	#19
Comet Troll Harder 413 Rep 596 Posts Drives: 997 GT3, 997 4 GTS, X6M Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal, Beirut iTrader: (0) Garage List 2011 Porsche GT3 [8.00] 2012 Porsche 4 GTS [5.34]	if it were me, I wldnt have put it in the lighter side... also I'd have at least invited people to a round of beer __________________
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10-22-2008, 08:34 PM	#21
Scorpion Major 167 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Haha, that's awesome.
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