What time a day do you take a shit?

!Xoible · 08-28-2008, 03:00 PM

Taittinger · 08-28-2008, 03:03 PM

I am waiting for someone to dump all over this thread.

!Xoible · 08-28-2008, 03:04 PM

IBL btw

Couch · 08-28-2008, 03:05 PM

Usually between 8:30am and 9am.

My stomach's rumbling like crazy right now. Time for Round 2.

I think I'm most interested to see what the ladies have to say. Be honest girls. We know yall drop bombs worse than us.

Bimmerbaby · 08-28-2008, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Taittinger

I am waiting for someone to dump all over this thread.

2SwiFt29 · 08-28-2008, 03:08 PM

morning when i wake up and at night before i shower.. at night, i'd do it before the shower and then just hop right in afterwards

Enjoiyourlife · 08-28-2008, 03:10 PM

im on schedule.. drop one off in the morning when i get to work..

drop another off before i shower at night.

like clockwork. lol make sure to eat your fibers.

!Xoible · 08-28-2008, 03:12 PM

that's good. i do one at 6-7 am, one at 11 am, one at 2-3 pm after lunch, one before i go to bed. all large. im full of shit

Tondtar · 08-28-2008, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

Hmmm...I wonder who came up with the idea to post this question? : http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...4&postcount=18

Way to go Mantis ...You are my man!
We will make a great team, Dude

Taittinger · 08-28-2008, 03:15 PM

Good to see some movement in this thread at last.

MadDog · 08-28-2008, 03:15 PM

This thread reminds me of this joke:

Three old fellows are in the day room of their nursing home complaining to each other.

The first one says "Oh, this darn prostate of mine. If I could just pee without dribbling, it would be such a relief!"

The second guy says, "I'm so constipated, I'd give anything to move my bowels more than once a week!"

The third guy says, "Every morning at 6:30 I pee like a racehorse, no problem. At 7:00 AM I take a nice relaxing dump. My problem is I don't wake up until 7:30!!"

!Xoible · 08-28-2008, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Taittinger

Good to see some movement in this thread at last.

at least? this thread was created 3 minutes ago hahah

!Xoible · 08-28-2008, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

This thread reminds me of this joke:

Three old fellows are in the day room of their nursing home complaining to each other.

The first one says "Oh, this darn prostate of mine. If I could just pee without dribbling, it would be such a relief!"

The second guy says, "I'm so constipated, I'd give anything to move my bowels more than once a week!"

The third guy says, "Every morning at 6:30 I pee like a racehorse, no problem. At 7:00 AM I take a nice relaxing dump. My problem is I don't wake up until 7:30!!"

that's too funny

Joonsup · 08-28-2008, 03:17 PM

i get to work by 7, eat breakfast and take a dump before 8 (like clockwork). Then another one before or after lunch (like clockwork), and then one more time at night (off and on)

if i drink milk or have too much dairy the day or night before, then God help us all

gonzo · 08-28-2008, 03:18 PM

..good lord.

DM1 · 08-28-2008, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadDog

This thread reminds me of this joke:

Three old fellows are in the day room of their nursing home complaining to each other.

The first one says "Oh, this darn prostate of mine. If I could just pee without dribbling, it would be such a relief!"

The second guy says, "I'm so constipated, I'd give anything to move my bowels more than once a week!"

The third guy says, "Every morning at 6:30 I pee like a racehorse, no problem. At 7:00 AM I take a nice relaxing dump. My problem is I don't wake up until 7:30!!"

I go between 2-3 times a day depending on if I have or not breakfast,.. but usually,... 9 am,... 2-3 pm (if breakfast was done),... and 7-8 pm. My metabolism rocks!

Enjoiyourlife · 08-28-2008, 03:21 PM

The morning dump is by far my favorite. What a way to start the day!

TiAg335i · 08-28-2008, 03:22 PM

I never have to shit in the mornings. Usually I have to piss like a mo-fo though.

Couch · 08-28-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DM1

My metabolism rocks!

Mine was the ultimate up until a few years ago. I would eat, and within 30 minutes have to take a shit.

I just dropped the second load of the day. Feel A LOT better now.

Scorpion · 08-28-2008, 03:30 PM

Usually int he morning before school. I hate when i barley have anytime left and I don't wanna hold it all day, so I gotta rush it lol. Or later at night.

!Xoible · 08-28-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Couch

Mine was the ultimate up until a few years ago. I would eat, and within 30 minutes have to take a shit.

I just dropped the second load of the day. Feel A LOT better now.

unless ur an alien the food takes like 20 hours to process, not 30 minutes. that's food from day before hahah

Couch · 08-28-2008, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Mantis

unless ur an alien the food takes like 20 hours to process, not 30 minutes. that's food from day before hahah

I'm pretty sure it would just be my food from the time(s) before.

I not sure why I did. But my metabolism was/is just crazy. And they do say if you have a really high metab. you'll go to the bathroom shortly after you eat.

I use to eat 1-1.5 gallons of ice cream a week in high school. Never gained a pound.

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Scorpion Major 167 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Usually int he morning before school. I hate when i barley have anytime left and I don't wanna hold it all day, so I gotta rush it lol. Or later at night.
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