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      03-31-2006, 01:52 PM   #1
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So is anyone going to play a prank???
Every year i do, this year the victim is going to be my best friend.

I played an awesome prank on my x bf a couple years ago. We just started dating, and on that day he was planning to come take me out to lunch. Well i received a gag gift from my friends and included was this big red cheetah print thong. So i took the thong and placed it in my purse.
Well when i got into his truck, i reached down when he wasnt looking and put the thong under the seat. About 10 mins later, i reach down like im going to adjust the seat, and i pretend it wont budge. He asked me whats wrong? I said i dont know , your seat wont move. I said i think something is stuck. He said, really? pull it out.. i said hold on let me grab it.

Then BAM! I pull out this big red cheetah print thong, and i just immediately made a face of disgust.. His face turned white as a ghost. He was like what the hell? I said.. you know, i dont know you that well, but this is fucking nasty and i cant believe you. He kept saying no no.. he couldnt even get the words, hes like ive never had anyone in here??! Hahahh, he was sweating! So 10 mins later (after messing with him.. ) I said you know what the worst part is??!

April fools!!!!!

He didnt talk to me for about 30 mins after that.. hahahah
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yea the prank this year is the e90 bay area meet is happening this saturday.









































j/k! the meet is still on.

btw good one bella!
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My Mother in law is born on April first so the April fool spot is already taken!

Last year I poured water in my Fiance's sandals, All I heard from the other room was " Ahhh my enzo's"

This year is something special " Im always raggin on her how her A4 or as i like to call it "the mouth" is going to break down. So I have an extra set of keys I was going to unhook or drain her battery....or go to her office and remove her tail light.

But the Thong one was cool if it were like a size XXXL it would be even better!!!!
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nah I'm not a prank person.
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When my friend took delivery of his brand new, jet black 320i E36 in 1995, he was fanatical about keeping it safe; getting window seats at restaurants so he can see it, parking away form any cars in parking lots, etc. One night he came over for with his gf for a BBQ at our place and every 10 minutes he would run out front to check on his baby. Later, when it was dark outside and he was in the bathroom, I took some black electical tape and taped up the hood and trunk roundels....next time he went to check on the car, all we heard was "WHAT THE MOTHERF***AAAAAARRRR!!!"... Well, this saturday we're invited to his house for dinner and he's got a black 911 in his garage....
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Shit Bella! That was messed up!!!!!!


I am usually too serious to be playing pranks on people...LOL! But hey...keep them coming, its fun to read what people have done to others.
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Then last year, i called my x bf in the morning, and i pretended that i was crying. He kept asking me wahts wrong??? I said omg you wont believe what happened? Someone broke into my parents restaurant, and they stole all the money, they broke all the plates, pots, glasses.. they threw all the sauce all over the walls. My parents are down there talking to the cops, my mom is devasted, we have to close for over a month.. etc. He was like WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE??! Do you want me to come over? Omg im so sorry.. he was going on and on and i pretending to cry.. hahaha then i told him APRIL FOOLS... AGAIN!

He hung up on me.

Hmm.. now i know why we arent together hahah..
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But the Thong one was cool if it were like a size XXXL it would be even better!!!!
O it was! It was like XXL.. so i just kept telling him.. "damn i didnt know u like em like that.. shit"
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O it was! It was like XXL.. so i just kept telling him.. "damn i didnt know u like em like that.. shit"
AAAhahahahhahaaaa!!!!
Sweet!!!
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Then last year, i called my x bf in the morning, and i pretended that i was crying. He kept asking me wahts wrong??? I said omg you wont believe what happened? Someone broke into my parents restaurant, and they stole all the money, they broke all the plates, pots, glasses.. they threw all the sauce all over the walls. My parents are down there talking to the cops, my mom is devasted, we have to close for over a month.. etc. He was like WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE??! Do you want me to come over? Omg im so sorry.. he was going on and on and i pretending to cry.. hahaha then i told him APRIL FOOLS... AGAIN!

He hung up on me.

Hmm.. now i know why we arent together hahah..
damn thats kind of messed up.
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Then last year, i called my x bf in the morning, and i pretended that i was crying. He kept asking me wahts wrong??? I said omg you wont believe what happened? Someone broke into my parents restaurant, and they stole all the money, they broke all the plates, pots, glasses.. they threw all the sauce all over the walls. My parents are down there talking to the cops, my mom is devasted, we have to close for over a month.. etc. He was like WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE??! Do you want me to come over? Omg im so sorry.. he was going on and on and i pretending to cry.. hahaha then i told him APRIL FOOLS... AGAIN!

He hung up on me.

Hmm.. now i know why we arent together hahah..

No wonder he broke in before xmas last year. I guess that was his prank on you (4 months early)
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last year i just drew random lines on my brother's hand with a permanent marker the night before.

i was originally planning on drawing cat whiskers on his face but it would wake him up and it would take too long to take it off. maybe ill look for a water-based marker and try it this time.
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Hmm...what if Long decides NOT to show up to install those bulbs.


That would be a good April Fool's.........LOL!




j/k......that would be just plain mean.
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Long is not coming to san diego.....we're installing his springs on saturday.....

sorry for the late noticed................no april's fool......
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Long is not coming to san diego.....we're installing his springs on saturday.....

sorry for the late noticed................no april's fool......

Shit! Sorry....my bad about the smart ass comment.
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Ha he came and the lights are in.. so boo hoo hoo
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Ha he came and the lights are in.. so boo hoo hoo
i was only fuckin' with ya......sorry!
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April Fools

Here's the rub....That prank would only scare him if he was cheating on you*. If he weren't he wouldn't even break a sweat.

*You might have divulged that already on a seperate thread, if so, forgive me.
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So is anyone going to play a prank???
Every year i do, this year the victim is going to be my best friend.

I played an awesome prank on my x bf a couple years ago. We just started dating, and on that day he was planning to come take me out to lunch. Well i received a gag gift from my friends and included was this big red cheetah print thong. So i took the thong and placed it in my purse.
Well when i got into his truck, i reached down when he wasnt looking and put the thong under the seat. About 10 mins later, i reach down like im going to adjust the seat, and i pretend it wont budge. He asked me whats wrong? I said i dont know , your seat wont move. I said i think something is stuck. He said, really? pull it out.. i said hold on let me grab it.

Then BAM! I pull out this big red cheetah print thong, and i just immediately made a face of disgust.. His face turned white as a ghost. He was like what the hell? I said.. you know, i dont know you that well, but this is fucking nasty and i cant believe you. He kept saying no no.. he couldnt even get the words, hes like ive never had anyone in here??! Hahahh, he was sweating! So 10 mins later (after messing with him.. ) I said you know what the worst part is??!

April fools!!!!!

He didnt talk to me for about 30 mins after that.. hahahah
Good thing you had just started going out. If you do that after you'd been together for a while, his reaction is bona fide proof of cheating.
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