Would You Apply for the Apprentice, if its locally in your Area?

ase2dais · 03-26-2006, 08:15 AM

Would You Apply for the Apprentice if its locally in your Area?
Well here's your chance E90'rs America!

Date : April 7, 2006
Time: 9am-5pm
location: Mercedes Benz of Alexandria
Picket St, Alexandria Va

Stop daydreaming about your e90/M3 or E60/M5,
do something about it. Make your dream come thru

QualificationsKnowledge, Skills and Abilities)

Education: College Degree BS holder preferred
but street-school in a certain trade
or profession can suffice,
but must have proven track record.

Age: 35yrs or younger
no old timers
with obvious unsuccessful
cheap hair graft

Pre-screening test is a must a must be completed online:
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/quiz01-p1.php

Leadership skills a must, and must be a team player.
golfer, but not a goffer! (go for this! go for that!)
Slackers and free-loaders need not apply!
Back-Stabbing experience a big plus!

The REAL QUESTION IS "Do You Have What It Takes?"

StewtheBassman · 03-26-2006, 08:36 AM

Interestingly, some of the candidates on the show don't appear that qualified, but they make for great TV. I love that show!

ase2dais · 03-26-2006, 08:38 AM

Well, wats stopping us! Now our chance Bass.
See you there, If I get in, I'm open for some Company Names!

StewtheBassman · 03-26-2006, 08:50 AM

I'm too old, and not successful enough.

ase2dais · 03-26-2006, 08:58 AM

I want to go to the board room and kick ass.
well if this clown made it, nothing stopping me,
like this last jerk who got fired.

He was sadly funny, and he didnt even know it!

I understand he drives a bmw

BMW786 · 03-26-2006, 10:19 AM

Donald Trump is on a serious power trip...he is so mean to the candidates in the boardroom! The ratings have gone down since the first season...I still watch it though, haha...

BMW786 · 03-26-2006, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by StewtheBassman

Interestingly, some of the candidates on the show don't appear that qualified, but they make for great TV. I love that show!

I think that's how they choose the candidates...a lot of them are usually good-looking and successful, but not overly-qualified. There's always at least one that's more weird than the rest, lol...

BMW F22 · 03-26-2006, 02:21 PM

I thought about it and was gonna send in a tape. Then some shit came up...

ase2dais · 03-26-2006, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWE90

I thought about it and was gonna send in a tape. Then some shit came up...

rofl

ase2dais · 03-26-2006, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMW786

I think that's how they choose the candidates...a lot of them are usually good-looking ...

I think I better reconsider .

BMW F22 · 03-26-2006, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ase2dais

rofl

ahhh Dude!! IM EATING!!!

ase2dais · 03-26-2006, 03:01 PM

Bon Appetite!

rtchamberlin · 03-26-2006, 03:10 PM

They were here in Tampa last week. Half the people in line at the tryouts, looked like straight up slackers.

ase2dais · 03-26-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by rtchamberlin

They were here in Tampa last week. Half the people in line at the tryouts, looked like straight up slackers.

they're probably doing on company time too!

deutschmann59 · 03-26-2006, 04:19 PM

No, I wouldn't even consider it. In twenty years from now, VH1 is going to have a "I love the 2000s" and feature how stupid people were for liking reality shows

Consider me a messenger from the future...and here's my message:

"REALITY SHOWS ARE STUPID! THEY'RE GOING TO BE AS COOL AS THE MULLET IN 20 YEARS FROM NOW"

Unless, of course you're talking about "mythbusters" where they actually put some effort into making the show. I tip my hat to those guys on mythbusters!

Enroutte · 03-26-2006, 04:39 PM

HELL NO. I don't want to be someone's bitch.

ase2dais · 03-26-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharp1183

Consider me a messenger from the future...and here's my message:
"REALITY SHOWS ARE STUPID! THEY'RE GOING TO BE AS COOL AS THE MULLET IN 20 YEARS FROM NOW"

Party Pooper! As things are the way it is, some People dont know what reality is anymore

you re part of the remaining few

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enroutte

HELL NO. I don't want to be someone's bitch.

I know what you mean but,
We're all BITCH in this world, its just a matter of degree.

BMW F22 · 03-26-2006, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ase2dais

Party Pooper! As things are the way it is, I dont know what reality is anymore

just glad some else still knows lolz

I know what you mean but,
We're all BITCH in this world, its just a matter of degree.

True. Even if you're the CEO of a fortune 500 company, you're still someone's bitch.

I saw mythbusters a few times and thought it was okay. Some myths were really cool and some are wack.

ase2dais · 03-26-2006, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMWE90

True. Even if you're the CEO of a fortune 500 company, you're still someone's bitch.
I saw mythbusters a few times and thought it was okay. Some myths were really cool and some are wack.

Well, I guess the Mythbuster team does really cool things, after second thought.

.... even remember them disproving the The Third Rail Myth.

BMW F22 · 03-26-2006, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ase2dais

Well, I guess the Mythbuster team does really cool things, after second thought.

.... even remember them disproving the The Third Rail Myth.

Thats the one I saw last night. LOL It was alright. I like the brick one better.

ase2dais · 03-26-2006, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMWE90

Thats the one I saw last night. LOL It was alright. I like the brick one better.

tickle my memory, while I take a pee somewhere.
cant seem to find that one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters

shimshimhada · 03-26-2006, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ase2dais

Party Pooper! As things are the way it is, some People dont know what reality is anymore

you re part of the remaining few

I know what you mean but,
We're all BITCH in this world, its just a matter of degree.

The world is my bitch.

03-26-2006, 08:15 AM	#1
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StewtheBassman Major General 215 Rep 6,381 Posts Drives: 2011 X5d 421,000kms Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hudson, Quebec iTrader: (1)	Interestingly, some of the candidates on the show don't appear that qualified, but they make for great TV. I love that show! __________________
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ase2dais //Mdicted 355 Rep 9,989 Posts Drives: a Cop Magnet Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 495 Ring iTrader: (18) Garage List 2009 e92 M3 DCT CF ... [10.00] 2015 S-Works Roubaix [0.00] 2013 Trek Madone 5.9 [9.50] 2012 Scott - CR1-Pro [10.00] 2008 e92 M3 6MT (Up ... [10.00] 2002 e46 M3 Cabriol ... [7.00] 2006 e90-325i (DD) [7.00] 2002 e39 M5 (retired) [9.50]	Well, wats stopping us! Now our chance Bass. See you there, If I get in, I'm open for some Company Names! Attached Images __________________ Oo\(lll)'(lll)/oO : 2009-e92 ///M3 SpaceGry DCT CF Rf/Trim ZTP ZPP ZCW Sat/PrmSd : \_lOOl___lOOl_/<< Clickies
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ase2dais //Mdicted 355 Rep 9,989 Posts Drives: a Cop Magnet Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: 495 Ring iTrader: (18) Garage List 2009 e92 M3 DCT CF ... [10.00] 2015 S-Works Roubaix [0.00] 2013 Trek Madone 5.9 [9.50] 2012 Scott - CR1-Pro [10.00] 2008 e92 M3 6MT (Up ... [10.00] 2002 e46 M3 Cabriol ... [7.00] 2006 e90-325i (DD) [7.00] 2002 e39 M5 (retired) [9.50]	I want to go to the board room and kick ass. well if this clown made it, nothing stopping me, like this last jerk who got fired. He was sadly funny, and he didnt even know it! I understand he drives a bmw Attached Images __________________ Oo\(lll)'(lll)/oO : 2009-e92 ///M3 SpaceGry DCT CF Rf/Trim ZTP ZPP ZCW Sat/PrmSd : \_lOOl___lOOl_/<< Clickies
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Enroutte Private First Class 172 Rep 160 Posts Drives: ;D Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Undecided. iTrader: (0)	HELL NO. I don't want to be someone's bitch.
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