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      03-25-2019, 07:21 PM   #1
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Is this even physically possible?

https://e.vnexpress.net/news/video/a...n-3892937.html

It doesn't seem like his upper torso is longer than the sword. I mean you can't penetrate below the upper stomach.
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      03-25-2019, 08:03 PM   #2
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It doesn't seem like his upper torso is longer than the sword. I mean you can't penetrate below the upper stomach.
It depends on how small or high his GE junction is.
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Why are you wondering how much you can stuff down a dudes throat?
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Why are you wondering how much you can stuff down a dudes throat?
What ever happened to just the tip?
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That’s tomorrow, Just-the-tip Tuesday’s....
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Oh yeah!
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What ever happened to just the tip?
I tell my girl it's all tip......now just relax.....
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Then give her the full 2 inches?
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Then give her the full 2 inches?
Two inches???? What the hell man??? I'm no parn star! Jeez, if someone showed up with 2 inches she would leave me for sure.
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Two inches???? What the hell man??? I'm no parn star! Jeez, if someone showed up with 2 inches she would leave me for sure.
i would recommend viagra but apparently it's off-limits in OT
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She told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt. So, I punched her in the face and banged her 3 times.
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i would recommend viagra but apparently it's off-limits in OT
Think they make one of those viagra condoms in the obverse of the magnum? At 1.25" and almost 8" in circumference I seem to be more girthy than lengthy. My friends call me stumpy.












ok, I will admit, there are times, even I, have a hard time not laughing at some of the shit that I say.
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My friends call me stumpy.

So now the whole Pen-gwan thing makes more sense, right Run Silent?










ok, I will admit, there are times, even I, have a hard time not laughing at some of the shit that I say.
We don't, we laugh our asses off all the time.
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[QUOTE=Now_Rudi;24568987] Think they make one of those viagra condoms in the obverse of the magnum? At 1.25" and almost 8" in circumference I seem to be more girthy than lengthy. My friends call me stumpy.


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We don't, we laugh our asses off all the time.


I'm going to rename Rudi "Tuna Can".

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Think they make one of those viagra condoms in the obverse of the magnum? At 1.25" and almost 8" in circumference I seem to be more girthy than lengthy. My friends call me stumpy.






I'm going to rename Rudi "Tuna Can".



I can instantly hear Jim Carey saying "Bumble Bee Tuna"

I'd gladly take Tuna Can over those poor deviled ham/potted meat bastards.
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