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      03-25-2006, 12:58 PM   #1
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I just smoked a Ferrari Enzo

In a head to head race. I rolled down the window afterwards when he finally caught up and said "horses are for little girl's birthday lists, not for driving." I left him in a cloud of burning rubber (winter tires still on).

He was speechless.

I'm so glad I didn't bother with the 330, the 325 is plenty fast.
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In a head to head race. I rolled down the window afterwards when he finally caught up and said "horses are for little girl's birthday lists, not for driving." I left him in a cloud of burning rubber (winter tires still on).

He was speechless.

I'm so glad I didn't bother with the 330, the 325 is plenty fast.
so whats this to do with the enzo
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      03-25-2006, 01:01 PM   #3
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I can well believe that. I heard this BMW bike is faster than a Saturn V rocket.
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      03-25-2006, 01:04 PM   #4
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Right was this a koyosho model enzo?
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In a head to head race. I rolled down the window afterwards when he finally caught up and said "horses are for little girl's birthday lists, not for driving." I left him in a cloud of burning rubber (winter tires still on).

He was speechless.

I'm so glad I didn't bother with the 330, the 325 is plenty fast.

hahahaaha... Now this is a remark of a true racer...
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      03-25-2006, 01:26 PM   #6
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Dude, I think ponys are actually for little girl's birthday lists.

I do believe you beat him in a race, him turning right and you going straight. Or was he parked?
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      03-25-2006, 01:43 PM   #7
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Hey they moved my thread.

It doesn't make any sense now that it's not next to the "I just beat < insert name of car that is clearly much faster than the E90 >" threads in the main forum.
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      03-25-2006, 01:45 PM   #8
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I think its funny from all the.. I beat a _______ on the road today threads...


In that nature, I beat the bugatti veyron in a straight line drag yesterday... You would be a fool to buy a bugatti... get a 325...
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      03-25-2006, 02:13 PM   #9
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"horses are for little girl's birthday lists, not for driving."

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man, i need to think of a cool line like that for all my car "adventures." so far my best is "umm..you smell...and you cant read good!" and off i go into the sunset :
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      03-26-2006, 11:05 PM   #10
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In a head to head race. I rolled down the window afterwards when he finally caught up and said "horses are for little girl's birthday lists, not for driving." I left him in a cloud of burning rubber (winter tires still on).

He was speechless.

I'm so glad I didn't bother with the 330, the 325 is plenty fast.
Har! Don't worry about the thread being moved. I still got it
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      03-26-2006, 11:11 PM   #11
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was the enzo in half?
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I raced, and beat, Colin McRae in my 325, and told him ford was for ****.

he shrugged, and cried a little.
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