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      07-17-2008, 09:18 PM   #1
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Talking Hilarious CPO BMW Advertisement (Possible Fake)

I don't know if this is a real ad, but a friend passed this along to me.



What It's Selling: Pre-owned Bimmers

Where It's At: Greece

What This Ad Literally Says: "You know you're not the first"

What This Ad Intends To Say: Would you say no to a sexy looking woman just because she's not a virgin? Probably not unless you're one of those "religious types." Therefore, BMW hopes you'd respond similarly when given the offer of a great car someone's driven before.

Real link right here: http://jalopnik.com/398637/pre+owned...discernible-fr
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      07-17-2008, 09:40 PM   #2
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lol... i don't think bmw would call CPO 'used cars', so perhaps a fake
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      07-17-2008, 09:40 PM   #3
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and DAMN she's hot
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      07-17-2008, 09:45 PM   #4
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she looks like leslie bibb
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      07-17-2008, 09:48 PM   #5
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I'd give her a facial....actually make that two.

Hopefully she comes with records so I can see whats been done to her.
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      07-17-2008, 11:23 PM   #6
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I'd give her a facial....actually make that two.

Hopefully she comes with records so I can see whats been done to her.
Want to make sure she's had her regular scheduled checkups, right?!
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      07-17-2008, 11:51 PM   #7
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BMW's marketing is very clever so i wouldnt be surprised.
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      07-18-2008, 12:00 AM   #8
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BMW's marketing is very clever so i wouldnt be surprised.
agreed
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      07-18-2008, 11:57 AM   #9
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Ya it would have flown if it said CPO instead of used cars,,,,,,,,BMW wouldnt use that term. USed.
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      07-18-2008, 12:27 PM   #10
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The CPO program only goes by that name in North America. ANywhere else it does not. Obviously this is not a NA ad as the website listed is bmw.gr . This is a real ad.
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      07-18-2008, 02:01 PM   #11
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The CPO program only goes by that name in North America. ANywhere else it does not. Obviously this is not a NA ad as the website listed is bmw.gr . This is a real ad.
that and the girl has a smile right out of the big book of british smiles
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      07-18-2008, 02:16 PM   #12
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Lol, very creative. Love it even if it isn’t true.
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      07-18-2008, 03:33 PM   #13
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Is it me or am I the only that noticed that her teeth is all messed up?

he...he....he..I noticed that too!
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      07-18-2008, 03:36 PM   #14
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haha, yeah now that you mentioned the teeth , it kinda killed the whole thing lol
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      07-19-2008, 07:34 PM   #15
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F%ck the add, who is the girl and where can I see more of her...
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      07-19-2008, 07:35 PM   #16
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haha, yeah now that you mentioned the teeth , it kinda killed the whole thing lol
Are you gay? Seriously, who cares about the teeth?
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      07-20-2008, 12:45 AM   #17
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BMW's marketing is very clever so i wouldnt be surprised.
it's very clever and cocky..

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      07-20-2008, 03:43 AM   #18
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I'd hit it. As long as she's clean.
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      07-20-2008, 02:48 PM   #19
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those r some good ads
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I think that my wifemaybe!
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      07-21-2008, 02:57 AM   #21
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Oh damn...jeah her teeth are pretty messed up...
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Ya it would have flown if it said CPO instead of used cars,,,,,,,,BMW wouldnt use that term. USed.
Europe's car manufacturers and people in Europe, call the pre-owned cars exactly what
they are - used.

The ad is real.
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