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      10-30-2018, 08:14 AM   #1
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      10-30-2018, 08:37 AM   #2
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You have to be kidding me. I'm a Project Coordinator.....I wouldn't mind being an Intimacy Coordinator.

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"Intimacy Coordinator", wouldn't a normal person call that a Pimp?

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You have to be kidding me.
I wish I were...

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      10-30-2018, 08:43 AM   #5
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      10-30-2018, 08:45 AM   #6
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F%$^ here we go
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      10-30-2018, 08:57 AM   #7
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F%$^ here we go
No vomit on set! *cue Intimacy Coordinator*
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Can you bribe them so they help you get it in?
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I'm a technology coordinator. So if I started a hook-up dating site would I be an intimacy technology coordinator?
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      10-30-2018, 09:54 AM   #10
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Can you bribe them so they help you get it in?
They can be your fluffer
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      10-30-2018, 09:55 AM   #11
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I'll allow it.
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      10-30-2018, 09:55 AM   #12
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I'm a technology coordinator. So if I started a hook-up dating site would I be an intimacy technology coordinator?
No, you'd just be another slut on the internet.
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No, you'd just be another slut on the internet.
Dammit.
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I wouldn't make it long as an intimacy coordinator.

"yeah, lets try the 69 or A2M."
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      10-30-2018, 01:30 PM   #15
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damn, where do i apply? finally all those years of porn knowledge can help me
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      10-30-2018, 02:06 PM   #16
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I wouldn't make it long as an intimacy coordinator.

"yeah, lets try the 69 or A2M."
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No news here, I've been a self-employed intimacy coordinator for years.
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      10-30-2018, 07:52 PM   #18
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Is that another name for a fluffer?

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      10-31-2018, 08:18 AM   #19
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Is that another name for a fluffer?
Sounds like it
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      10-31-2018, 04:17 PM   #20
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here's what i don't understand -- it's a movement to provide awareness yet... in the past it would've just spelled out...

"pound...me...too"?
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here's what i don't understand -- it's a movement to provide awareness yet... in the past it would've just spelled out...

"pound...me...too"?
It was right in front of us the whole time..
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Old people just think these ladies want more pounding
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