DISASTERS! A BMW NIGHTMARE!

Driv3r · 03-08-2006, 09:55 PM

while looking on google for some bmw wheels, I come across this. I thought that if i share this the pain would be lessened.
http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare15.htm

Haiko · 03-08-2006, 09:57 PM

WOW, I can't decide which one is worse! Horrible!

Discodancingrover · 03-08-2006, 10:01 PM

I don't understand why in Europe they have even more rediculous looking crap than is in the US. There is a British magazine called "MAX power" that is wow. It's shrink wrapped because it has boobbies, but it's amazing the crap they have on those cars.

0700700 · 03-08-2006, 10:03 PM

Driv3r · 03-08-2006, 10:09 PM

5 STACKS!! THAT MUST CREATE SOOO MUCH DOWNFORCE!............AND THOSE BACK RIMS WITH ARE SOOO WIDE WOW! HE MUST HAVE A REALLY FAST CAR!

325 Baller · 03-08-2006, 10:12 PM

Wow i just threw up! those are god awful

BimmerSD · 03-08-2006, 10:24 PM

These people should be jailed! Ahhhh

sdorn · 03-08-2006, 10:29 PM

Words can't say how bad that is.

Driv3r · 03-08-2006, 10:43 PM

I know, its not even remotly funny.. I swear they must have some problems in their lives to mod like this...

330 XI · 03-09-2006, 12:06 AM

LLLOolll

Paul330d · 03-09-2006, 04:00 AM

Pfff, that's nothing: look at THIS!!! The owner was trying to sell it on the UK eBay last week

cntlaw · 03-09-2006, 04:03 AM

This tells why some people never buy a BMW!

Gearcraft · 03-09-2006, 04:08 AM

so much wasted time, money, and effort...

davinet78 · 03-09-2006, 07:23 AM

how can they actually drive around in those cars
i prefer walking or even crawling for that matter than to be seen in any of those cars

mava330 · 03-09-2006, 09:38 AM

OMG!! LOL hahahahahaha That's an awesome site!!

gdnyc · 03-09-2006, 09:45 AM

the funniest is the 5-series Honda Accord

vladinecko · 03-09-2006, 09:45 AM

i looked at this page before but it still cracks me up

that ford "bmw" taurus was the best, in my opinion

dtelle · 03-09-2006, 09:52 AM

BURN ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!

imageWIS · 03-09-2006, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gearcraft

so much wasted time, money, and effort...

After spending all that money they could have bought a real BMW… Idiots.

Jon.

kdan · 03-09-2006, 10:35 AM

we now need something even stronger than

wheeler · 03-09-2006, 11:21 AM

I don't know who originally said it, but that site proves its true:

"No one ever went broke underestimating the general public's intelligence."

Driv3r · 03-09-2006, 11:08 PM

And we ask why BMW engineers their cars with harder to tune parts......when they see sh*t like this i would do the same

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Driv3r Colonel 181 Rep 2,355 Posts Drives: 2006 E46 M3 ZCP Join Date: May 2005 Location: Miami Beach, FL iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	DISASTERS! A BMW NIGHTMARE! while looking on google for some bmw wheels, I come across this. I thought that if i share this the pain would be lessened. http://www.jimmy540i.com/bmwnightmare15.htm __________________ 2006 E46 M3 ZCP 6SPD-Interlagos Blue - 6SPD - SSK - AA Headers -AA Tune - Navigation w/ Splashscreen Mod - 3M Crystalline Series 60 - Carbon Splitters - Swissvax Treated - Bridgestone 2012 Yamaha FZ8 - Matte Black/Grey - Michelin Pilot Pure 2CT - Vortex Rear Sets - Yoshimura R-77D & Fender Delete - Spectro Race Oil - GP Reverse Shifting
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Haiko Private 4 Rep 55 Posts Drives: 06 BMW 330i Join Date: May 2005 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (0)	WOW, I can't decide which one is worse! Horrible!
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Discodancingrover F=MA? 19 Rep 157 Posts Drives: 2006 325xi Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Indianapolis,IN iTrader: (1)	I don't understand why in Europe they have even more rediculous looking crap than is in the US. There is a British magazine called "MAX power" that is wow. It's shrink wrapped because it has boobbies, but it's amazing the crap they have on those cars.
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Driv3r Colonel 181 Rep 2,355 Posts Drives: 2006 E46 M3 ZCP Join Date: May 2005 Location: Miami Beach, FL iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	5 STACKS!! THAT MUST CREATE SOOO MUCH DOWNFORCE!............AND THOSE BACK RIMS WITH ARE SOOO WIDE WOW! HE MUST HAVE A REALLY FAST CAR! __________________ 2006 E46 M3 ZCP 6SPD-Interlagos Blue - 6SPD - SSK - AA Headers -AA Tune - Navigation w/ Splashscreen Mod - 3M Crystalline Series 60 - Carbon Splitters - Swissvax Treated - Bridgestone 2012 Yamaha FZ8 - Matte Black/Grey - Michelin Pilot Pure 2CT - Vortex Rear Sets - Yoshimura R-77D & Fender Delete - Spectro Race Oil - GP Reverse Shifting
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sdorn Lieutenant 27 Rep 491 Posts Drives: 2006 Jet Black 325i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Atlanta iTrader: (0)	Words can't say how bad that is. __________________ 2008 Sparkling Graphite 535i 2009 Land Rover LR2 2003 Porsche 911 Turbo (SOLD) 2006 Jet Black 325i (SOLD) 2001 Bullitt Mustang (450rwhp - SOLD)
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Driv3r Colonel 181 Rep 2,355 Posts Drives: 2006 E46 M3 ZCP Join Date: May 2005 Location: Miami Beach, FL iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	I know, its not even remotly funny.. I swear they must have some problems in their lives to mod like this... __________________ 2006 E46 M3 ZCP 6SPD-Interlagos Blue - 6SPD - SSK - AA Headers -AA Tune - Navigation w/ Splashscreen Mod - 3M Crystalline Series 60 - Carbon Splitters - Swissvax Treated - Bridgestone 2012 Yamaha FZ8 - Matte Black/Grey - Michelin Pilot Pure 2CT - Vortex Rear Sets - Yoshimura R-77D & Fender Delete - Spectro Race Oil - GP Reverse Shifting Last edited by Driv3r; 03-08-2006 at 11:31 PM..
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cntlaw Major General 243 Rep 6,874 Posts Drives: 330i E90 C55 AMG Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 330i E90 [0.00] 2006 BMW 330i E90 [0.00] 2005 Mercedes Benz ... [0.00] 2002 Z3 2.2 USA Spo ... [0.00] 2002 Toyota MR-S Co ... [0.00]	This tells why some people never buy a BMW! __________________ BMW 2006 330i E90 Jet Black/Black Leathers/Aluminium, Steptronic Active Steering; MTech Aero Kit Carbon Fibre Splitters/Diffuser. Bilstein PSS9 Coilover, Rays VOLK Racing RE30 Formula Limited Edition 18" Pirelli Rosso; Project Mu 355mm Forged 4pot Caliper. HID:Osram D1S 6000K, PIAA 6500K White Ring, Philips Diamond Vision HB4 5000K, PIAA H490/H491 Super Bright 6500K LED Interior Lights. Chrome S.Wheel Cover, Rear Windows Sunshades.
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mava330 Colonel 106 Rep 2,251 Posts Drives: '07 M Coupe Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Bakersfield, CA iTrader: (1) Garage List 2006 BMW 330i [0.00] 2005 Honda S2000 [6.00]	OMG!! LOL hahahahahaha That's an awesome site!! __________________ 2007 ///M Coupe Sapphire Black / Black // Extended Nappa Leather // Premium Pckge // Heated Seats // Navigation RETIRED 2006 330 TiAg / Black 2005 S2000 Silverstone / Red/Black
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wheeler Private First Class 3 Rep 176 Posts Drives: 330i Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sacramento CA iTrader: (0)	I don't know who originally said it, but that site proves its true: "No one ever went broke underestimating the general public's intelligence."
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