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      12-22-2017, 12:24 AM   #1
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Finally, a thread for the ladies!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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I read about him a while back (a friend of mine got divorced so i, the good person i am) made him a lovely card that had a list of things he needs to work on if he ever wants to put his penis in use again. He was so inspired he is currently thinking about getting silicone boobs so he would never need a woman again.
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This guy was called out for cheating by the guy with the 2nd biggest penis... not sure how that works but you know lol.
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This guy was called out for cheating by the guy with the 2nd biggest penis... not sure how that works but you know lol.
Like any other dick measuring contest. They go on a forum and blab about it until someone asks for proof and the faker backs down.
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Well considering that we are talking about horses, I'll just let my last post hang, because I don't have horses, nor do I intend to raise any.
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If its double headed, does that mean you have to have a "friend" to truly enjoy it? Can it be used "solo"? Isn't that a waste?
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Anna , olive oil works 2 ! And it's good for your skin
But with a proper preparation , I'm pretty sure you don't need it..
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And if this a thread for the ladies, why are so many men on here? I'm banning myself! I'm banned.
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It's great to see you are amazed by my knowledge
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