What is the fastest color?

kwakr738 · 05-25-2008, 09:09 PM

I heard that black BMWs are faster than white ones...

BMdblU · 05-25-2008, 09:09 PM

Bimermanman · 05-25-2008, 09:10 PM

u must be high

halB · 05-25-2008, 09:12 PM

Color does nothing to make the car go faster. Racing stripes do so make sure you get some.

aut0sh0cker · 05-25-2008, 09:12 PM

well, from a technical standpoint the mass to weight ratio difference between white and black on a BMW (or any car for that matter) makes you a genuine dumbass...

kwakr738 · 05-25-2008, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

well, from a technical standpoint the mass to weight ratio difference between white and black on a BMW (or any car for that matter) makes you a genuine dumbass...

From a technical standpoint you could be a millionaire. Just put a piece of coal in your pooper and you could become rich making diamonds

kwakr738 · 05-25-2008, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halB

Color does nothing to make the car go faster. Racing stripes do so make sure you get some.

...I've got brown racing stripes.

cor0na3xtra · 05-25-2008, 09:30 PM

I heard black ones have 20 more horsepower. Red ones have a higher top speed and are more prone to being pulled over. Green ones have a smarter iDrive system. White ones have a invisibility power that is unique to that color. Blue has nothing going for it.
I hope this clears things up!

kwakr738 · 05-25-2008, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cor0na3xtra

I heard black ones have 20 more horsepower. Red ones have a higher top speed and are more prone to being pulled over. Green ones have a smarter iDrive system. White ones have a invisibility power that is unique to that color. Blue has nothing going for it.
I hope this clears things up!

I have to agree with you on black ones have 20 more horsepower

V1.47fan · 05-25-2008, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kwakr738

I heard that black BMWs are faster than white ones...

I like this troll,Aww He's so adorable.

Taittinger · 05-25-2008, 09:58 PM

It is not a horsepower gain but the lighter paint in nonmetallics and reflection of photons versus the absorption by other colors, thereby further increasing weight, that makes white faster.

galahad05 · 05-25-2008, 09:59 PM

I have montego blue racing stripes on my montego blue car. What does that mean?

-=Hot|Ice=- · 05-25-2008, 10:05 PM

I've heard black saves you .593993475542534799123846389743269 of a pound.

You'd own a veyron easy.

AndrewAZ · 05-25-2008, 10:06 PM

You guys are all retarded.. Everyone knows green BMW's have an extra 50 hp from the factory.. Its the only way to get people to buy a green BMW.

-=Hot|Ice=- · 05-25-2008, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndrewAZ

You guys are all retarded.. Everyone knows green BMW's have an extra 50 hp from the factory.. Its the only way to get people to buy a green BMW.

green only saves you.9749347555468613683654252 of a pound.

galahad05 · 05-25-2008, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by -=Hot|Ice=-

I've heard black saves you .593993475542534799123846389743269 of a pound.

You'd own a veyron easy.

Really? That might be worth it--after all, a bit over 1/2 a pound isn't something to sneeze at.

calleballe · 05-25-2008, 10:16 PM

Ferrari Red

-=Hot|Ice=- · 05-25-2008, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by galahad05

Really? That might be worth it--after all, a bit over 1/2 a pound isn't something to sneeze at.

achoo?

jhcao1472 · 05-25-2008, 10:31 PM

are you trying to get some attention?

TiAg335i · 05-25-2008, 10:56 PM

Realistically speaking, I think TiAg is the fastest color. The metallic flakes increase downforce and reflect light in such a way to give 56 more HP.

jetblk328i · 05-25-2008, 11:30 PM

jet black....its got some hidden formulas to make you go as fast as a jet....

PaulBailey@ltbmw · 05-25-2008, 11:49 PM

Wow. DumbEst Fucking Thread I've Seen In A While.

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