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      05-23-2008, 03:07 PM   #1
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Marriage joke---

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.
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      05-23-2008, 03:44 PM   #2
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      05-24-2008, 11:59 AM   #3
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      05-24-2008, 12:02 PM   #4
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      05-25-2008, 12:27 AM   #5
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      05-25-2008, 12:28 AM   #6
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lmao!! good one!!
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      05-25-2008, 12:40 AM   #7
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only works on forums huh thats very funny!
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      05-28-2008, 11:00 AM   #8
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      05-28-2008, 08:04 PM   #9
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Oh, John. Let's not park.
Oh, John. Let's not.
Oh, John. Let's.
Oh, John!
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      05-30-2008, 02:40 PM   #10
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nice one ahah
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      06-02-2008, 12:08 AM   #11
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      06-02-2008, 07:56 AM   #12
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sad and funny all in one.
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      06-08-2008, 08:36 PM   #13
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      06-11-2008, 04:46 PM   #14
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that's really funny. hahahahaha
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      06-11-2008, 05:33 PM   #15
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      06-11-2008, 05:42 PM   #16
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hahaha lol ... thats a good one!!
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      06-17-2008, 05:26 PM   #17
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lol good stuff
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      06-25-2008, 02:58 AM   #18
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BEFORE MARRIAGE:

wife - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
husband - Do you want me to leave?
wife - No! Don't even think about it.
husband - Do you love me?
wife - Of course! Always have and always will!
husband - Have you ever cheated on me?
wife- No! Why are you even asking?
husband - Will you kiss me?
wife - Every chance I get!
husband - Will you hit me?
wife - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
husband - Can I trust you?
wife - Yes.
husband - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.


hehehehehehehehehehe minor changes
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      06-28-2008, 08:48 PM   #19
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ahahahaha....some funny shit!!
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      06-29-2008, 02:25 AM   #20
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AhhHahahahaha
Ha ddamn I LOL for a while on that one
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      06-30-2008, 04:16 AM   #21
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      06-30-2008, 04:20 AM   #22
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yeah...i think women are bigger cheaters than men.
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