05-23-2008, 03:07 PM | #1 |
Gruppe Titan
281
Rep 2,839
Posts
Drives: 08 E92 SG/Coral
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: NC
|
Marriage joke---
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course! Always have and always will! Wife - Have you ever cheated on me? Husband - No! Why are you even asking? Wife - Will you kiss me? Husband - Every chance I get! Wife - Will you hit me? Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?! Wife - Can I trust you? Husband - Yes. Wife - Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.
__________________
|
05-23-2008, 03:44 PM | #2 |
Colonel
1693
Rep 2,777
Posts
Drives: F95 X5MC
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: New Jersey
|
__________________
2020 F95 X5///M Competition CarBahn Autoworks Stage 1 | 2023 Lamborghini Huracan Tecnica
|
Appreciate
0
|
05-24-2008, 11:59 AM | #3 | |
Smiling Politely
1576
Rep 29,119
Posts |
lol
__________________
Quote:
|
|
Appreciate
0
|
05-28-2008, 08:04 PM | #9 |
Major General
586
Rep 7,519
Posts
Drives: 2009 E90 335i MT
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Vinton, Virginia
|
Oh, John. Let's not park here.
Oh, John. Let's not park. Oh, John. Let's not. Oh, John. Let's. Oh, John! Oh!
__________________
2009 E90 335i Montego Blue · Black Leather · Burl Walnut · 6MT · US Spec
SatNav • ZPP • ZCW • 6FL • TPMS • iDrive • PDC • HWS • Xenons • BMW Assist • Power Rear Sunshade • Logic 7 European Taillights • Rear Foglamp • OEM Alarm • PicoTray • DataToys XM-DVR • Multi-view Processor Quaife ATB LSD • Short Shift Knob • Hartge Anti-Roll Bars • AP Racing Front Brakes • 19" Style 269 |
Appreciate
0
|
05-30-2008, 02:40 PM | #10 |
Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant
478
Rep 3,202
Posts
Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Queens/NYC
iTrader: (4)
Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00]
2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00] |
nice one ahah
__________________
"AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i | '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi | '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP | '10 Silverstone X5M | '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi |
Appreciate
0
|
06-02-2008, 12:08 AM | #11 |
Colonel
56
Rep 2,481
Posts |
__________________
08 E92 AW M3 | HRE P40 19" | APE Air Filter | BMW Performance Grills | White Side Gills | CF Mirror Covers | BMW Performance Pedals | F1 Pinnacle Tint | V1 Hardwire | Dinan Performance Software | Gintani Exhaust | H&R Sports Springs | RPI Scoops | BMW CF Spoiler | Challenge Diffuser | Lux H8 V3 | LCI Tail Lights | |
Appreciate
0
|
06-11-2008, 05:33 PM | #15 |
Lieutenant Colonel
108
Rep 1,534
Posts
Drives: jet black 335i coupe
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: So Cal
|
hahaha
__________________
Legal Disclaimer: Anything I or anyone else says about my vehicle on this website(e90post.com or any affiliated or nonaffiliated sites), pertaining to modifications, is only to gain acceptance from my/our peers, and does not actually represent anything actually existing on my car, and thus, cannot be held against me in any issues, i.e. warranty claims, that may arise.
|
Appreciate
0
|
06-25-2008, 02:58 AM | #18 |
Amir87's Bitch
2
Rep 3
Posts |
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
wife - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! husband - Do you want me to leave? wife - No! Don't even think about it. husband - Do you love me? wife - Of course! Always have and always will! husband - Have you ever cheated on me? wife- No! Why are you even asking? husband - Will you kiss me? wife - Every chance I get! husband - Will you hit me? wife - Hell no! Are you crazy?! husband - Can I trust you? wife - Yes. husband - Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top. hehehehehehehehehehe minor changes |
Appreciate
0
|
06-28-2008, 08:48 PM | #19 |
Major General
316
Rep 8,049
Posts
Drives: E92 M3
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Montreal, QC
|
ahahahaha....some funny shit!!
__________________
08 E92 M3/Melbourne Red/6MT/Exec Pack/MDrive/EDC/PDC/19" 220M
Mods: VRS Front Lip, HID Angels, KW V3, Stoptech BBK, SS lines, 18" TE37SL, Bastuck Exhaust, MS Air Filter, OEM Aluminum Padels, LED Interior Light 07 E92 328i/Jet Black/Cream Beige Leather/Premium/Step/Heated Seats...check garage! |
Appreciate
0
|
06-29-2008, 02:25 AM | #20 |
General
678
Rep 26,876
Posts
Drives: 2-325 330 2-335 2-Z4 2-135 X5d
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Huntington Beach, CA
|
AhhHahahahaha
Ha ddamn I LOL for a while on that one |
Appreciate
0
|
06-30-2008, 04:20 AM | #22 |
Major
131
Rep 1,053
Posts |
yeah...i think women are bigger cheaters than men.
__________________
2008 335i coupe Atlantic Blue with Black Leather Steptronic ZSP ZPP NAV PDC COMFORT ACCESS REAR SUNSHADE HEATED SEATS HD RADIO SIRIUS USB/IPOD 20" Klassen K5.1 3-piece wheels w/Toyo Tires Job Design Body Kit M3 Trunk Spoiler Eisenmann Exhaust Eibach Pro-Kit Springs
|
Appreciate
0
|
Post Reply |
Bookmarks |
|
|