[brandon @ eas]

how do you guys get around this situation:

I can't stand when a female gets in my car, then busts out the lotion, or starts doing make up! the entire time, I will be sitting there looking at her hands, thinking "dont touch ANYTHING in the car!!" I even offer to jump out and get the door, so I dont end up with fruity greasy hand prints on my nice dull leather!! and the damn makeup, I have to sit there seeing particles of powder fly around, lodging themself into my seats!

how do you guys get around this without sounding like too much of an A-hole.

[McLuVan]

my sister does this all the time
this is why i don't let her go with me anywhere

[rdsport323]

you slam the brakes really hard, making them smear their lipstick all over their face,... and say BITCH... stop that shit, or else next time, you are going to meet the back of my right hand.

[wj4]

I always ask them what's the point of putting on make up..'cause you're going to be sweating after we're done anyways.

Seriously though...they know not to do that in my car. I don't even let my mom eat in the car while it's in motion.

[NaTuReB0Y]

let her know who is in charge........be a man!

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

so I was the DD for my GF the other night once every two or three months I can handle but the next morning there were lotion hand prints on my tinted windows seats and door trim and also on the exterior......I whent back to bed woke her up and made her go clean the fucking car and get me a coffee for the headache and stress level increase lol

[wj4]

Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

let her know who is in charge........be a man!

Unless you're wedded to a Russian chick on 'roid.

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

I also make sure chics in short skirts are wearing there vickies or I put down a towel snail trails on your leather are fucking gross

[rdsport323]

tell her, the next time she puts on lotion in the car, she better lube up the gear shift as well, cuz that's where her ass is sitting next. =)

[rdsport323]

Originally Posted by Dubbedoutbimmer

I also make sure chics in short skirts are wearing there vickies or I put down a towel snail trails on your leather are fucking gross

HAHAHA.... wow, must be really damn short.... never had that problem tbh.. haha

[Tallest]

Originally Posted by brandon @ eas

how do you guys get around this situation:

I can't stand when a female gets in my car, then busts out the lotion, or starts doing make up! the entire time, I will be sitting there looking at her hands, thinking "dont touch ANYTHING in the car!!" I even offer to jump out and get the door, so I dont end up with fruity greasy hand prints on my nice dull leather!! and the damn makeup, I have to sit there seeing particles of powder fly around, lodging themself into my seats!

how do you guys get around this without sounding like too much of an A-hole.

avoid ugly women who use a ton of makeup. only let the pretty ones in.
I never had this problem with women in car, most i ever was bothered by is hair stuck to seat or carpet, but to get mad at that is quite silly. So back to my frist words....

[skim7x]

Originally Posted by brandon @ eas

how do you guys get around this situation:

I can't stand when a female gets in my car, then busts out the lotion, or starts doing make up! the entire time, I will be sitting there looking at her hands, thinking "dont touch ANYTHING in the car!!" I even offer to jump out and get the door, so I dont end up with fruity greasy hand prints on my nice dull leather!! and the damn makeup, I have to sit there seeing particles of powder fly around, lodging themself into my seats!

how do you guys get around this without sounding like too much of an A-hole.

Just face the facts... you ARE an A-hole

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by rdsport323

HAHAHA.... wow, must be really damn short.... never had that problem tbh.. haha

yea well I think when females hear you own a BMW and are picking them up for a date they feel the need to peacock i.e short skirt lots of makeup but yea true story one girl was wearing a hella short skirt and no vickies (underwear) and deff left a snail trail about 4 inches long on my seat I can laugh now but I almost yacked cleaning it

[rdsport323]

Originally Posted by Dubbedoutbimmer

yea well I think when females hear you own a BMW and are picking them up for a date they feel the need to peacock i.e short skirt lots of makeup but yea true story one girl was wearing a hella short skirt and no vickies (underwear) and deff left a snail trail about 4 inches long on my seat I can laugh now but I almost yacked cleaning it

well, you should be grateful that it was a snail trail and not the other... imagine the chaos that would ensue had she gotten her monthly visitor... you should keep extra tampons in your glove compartment then LOL...

[E90330iS]

lol

[Papa13]

I use to make my ex clean my interior when she would be a moron and put make-up on in my car. After 2 times of her cleaning my interior, she stopped getting ready in my car! haha win for me

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by rdsport323

well, you should be grateful that it was a snail trail and not the other... imagine the chaos that would ensue had she gotten her monthly visitor... you should keep extra tampons in your glove compartment then LOL...

OMG shit....I mean god I never thought of that hmm...and summer is here so there will be plenty of skirts running around so I think i am going to make a BMW interior survival pack contents to include

1. sani wipes

2. Playtex Multi pack (high flow days included)

3. econo box of rubbers

4. towel

5. and 50 dollars cash for when its a total disaster and that bitch needs to catch a cab and make a emergency evacuation from the passenger seat due to violating the co pilot rule book i.e leaving snail trails or worse lol

[aznshrek88]

Be polite, its just a car guys....its just a car and nothing bad is going to happen...OR

Tell her that if there are makeups stains around the car; it'd better be on yourself and nowhere else =D.

[Solonng]

ask her to give you a bj in the car..that will officially give it a nice break in..

[Solonng]

you can definately mark your territory that way!

[Dubbedoutbimmer]

Originally Posted by Solonng

ask her to give you a bj in the car..that will officially give it a nice break in..

I did thinking it would be cool to get road head in the new coupe but NOPE the bitch chocked coughed and spit ERRRRRR you have any idea how hard that is too clean.....

[Solonng]

Originally Posted by Dubbedoutbimmer

I did thinking it would be cool to get road head in the new coupe but NOPE the bitch chocked coughed and spit ERRRRRR you have any idea how hard that is too clean.....

time for a girlfriend upgrade i guess or just teach her some new tricks..LOL