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      02-03-2017, 12:54 PM   #1
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Kid finds a Rattlesnake in the toilet.

Its been on the news the last couple days but thought Id share anyways.

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A Texas kid spotted a rattlesnake in the toilet — and then the snake-removal crew found 23 more

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      02-03-2017, 01:01 PM   #2
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As an aussie i have very little tolerance for snakes, i just figure all of them can kill you in a second.
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      02-03-2017, 01:55 PM   #3
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The protocol here is similar to what a woman should do when she sees a spider in the house.

Burn it down, burn it all down.
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      02-03-2017, 01:58 PM   #4
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Knowing its trapped in the toilet...., I'd try to trap it and kill it and eat it over a fire
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Knowing its trapped in the toilet...., I'd try to trap it and kill it and eat it over a fire
After heavily marinated w/ toilet water? Ya, great idea!
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After heavily marinated w/ toilet water? Ya, great idea!
You kill bacteria by cooking it, plus, the skin gets peeled back to expose the actual meat of a snake so like a doodoo condom.
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This is why i wont live in places like rural Texas, Australia etc.
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Ahhh it aint that bad.... Just remember rule #104-b... Look before you squat! and if you see a snake, then refer to rule #87.... Double tap the sum-b!tch!!!
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put a claymore or thermite
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You kill bacteria by cooking it, plus, the skin gets peeled back to expose the actual meat of a snake so like a doodoo condom.
Dude, that's just nasty contaminating all your cookware lol.
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put a claymore or thermite
damn claymore placing camping noob-tubing kids these days
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pfft, rattle snake.

We go through worse than that every day down here!
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No choice but to nuke the house from orbit.

Nuh uh fuuuuckkkkk that!
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FWIW, they just lay in the toilet for the water (from outside), they don't swim up thru the plumbing and come up underneath you.
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damn claymore placing camping noob-tubing kids these days


dont u hate it

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Wow! I would not kill it or cook it over the fire, but trap it and throw it over my fence to my neighbor's yard. lol
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pfft, rattle snake.

We go through worse than that every day down here!
LOL that's because y'all have like dinosaurs down there. Hell everything down under can probably kill and eay you if you aren't careful!
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Knowing its trapped in the toilet...., I'd try to trap it and kill it and eat it over a fire
Salt, peppar, little olive oil, you're fine. I'm with you on the dinner! But...

Those follow food, and I'd be screaming extremely manly while exiting thw house in a calm manner when I would realize how many rars the house must have nearby.
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