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      03-31-2008, 04:31 PM   #1
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Man gets caught doing the naughty with a ....

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      03-31-2008, 04:33 PM   #2
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i felt like i lost brain cells reading that

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      03-31-2008, 04:36 PM   #3
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how do u fuck a picnic table???
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i dont get it..how to have sex with a table..lol
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it's a metal one too! im thinking it's one of these with little 1/4 of an inch holes you find in public parks and shopping plazas
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i dont get it..how to have sex with a table..lol
just when you thought it was safe to put out your summer lawn furniture.....
i would assume its the hole in the middle for the umbrella....
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he was screwing the hole in the middle where the umbrella would go
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      03-31-2008, 05:51 PM   #11
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How is that even pleasurable?
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      03-31-2008, 05:57 PM   #12
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How is that even pleasurable?
better question as stated before,how is that even possible?
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Its his damn picnic table, I dont see the problem here

He coulda been worse, like a child predator or something...
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WTF?? why didnt he just hire a escort?
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      03-31-2008, 09:02 PM   #15
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Its his damn picnic table, I dont see the problem here

He coulda been worse, like a child predator or something...
You don't think that the idea of someone fucking a table is a little uh...strange?
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      03-31-2008, 09:19 PM   #16
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i dont get it..how to have sex with a table..lol
Simple by sticking a pole in another pole. LOL

but isn't this just odd as hell, like who the fuck made the DVDs of him?
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      03-31-2008, 10:10 PM   #17
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You don't think that the idea of someone fucking a table is a little uh...strange?
Strange. FUCK YES IT'S STRANGE! But why arrest him for it? Even if it was outside.

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Simple by sticking a pole in another pole. LOL

but isn't this just odd as hell, like who the fuck made the DVDs of him?
That's even more bizarre. It's like his neighbors were stalking him.
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      04-01-2008, 07:11 AM   #18
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You don't think that the idea of someone fucking a table is a little uh...strange?
Heck yea its strange, but who's worse, him screwin his table, or the people who watched enough times to make 3 dvds of it and then call the police.
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      04-01-2008, 09:27 AM   #19
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lol you do have a point
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Its his damn picnic table, I dont see the problem here

He coulda been worse, like a child predator or something...
WTF is up with the neighbor making DVD's of this shit? Did I miss something here??? It's bad enough the guy's balling a picnic table, but who's the jackass taking a VIDEO of this?????

As long as he's not screwing MY picnic table, I really don't have a problem with it. If he turns out to be a serial picnic table rapist, maybe they can lock him in the padded room.
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Damn there are some sickos out there. A couple weeks ago there was an 18 year old that raped a 5 month old baby and now this.
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i wonder if he lubed!
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