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      07-28-2016, 11:11 AM   #1
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Talking Bikini-Clad Swedish Woman Struggles With Brazilian

Don't f**k with bikini-clad Swedish policewomen ... or then again do, if you fancy a tussle in the grass!

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Mikaela Kellner and her friends were sunbathing in the Rålambshov park in Stockholm when a Brazilian man walked up to them pretending to sell magazines for homeless people. When he refused to take no for an answer, but instead lingered around their blankets, she started suspecting that something was wrong.

"I told my friends to keep an eye on their things. But as soon as he left one of my friends said 'where did my mobile phone go?'"

She explained that the man had used his magazines to cover the mobile phone, picking it up without anyone noticing when he left. Let's just say this was a decision he would soon come to regret.

"There was no time, so I ran after him, maybe 15 metres or so. One of my friends is also a police officer, so we got hold of him. He tried to get away so we held onto his hard-on him harder," she said.



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      07-28-2016, 11:44 AM   #2
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Don't f**k with bikini-clad Swedish policewomen ... or then again do, if you fancy a tussle in the grass!

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Let's just say this was a decision he would soon come to regret.

"There was no time, so I ran after him, maybe 15 metres or so. One of my friends is also a police officer, so we got hold of him. He tried to get away so we held onto his hard-on him harder," she said.



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Yeah, usually holding onto a hard on harder works.
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      07-28-2016, 03:27 PM   #3
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Yeah, usually holding onto a hard on harder works.
That always works for me, especially when I have lube on it.
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      07-28-2016, 03:40 PM   #4
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Thanks for the new business venture when I go to the beach, love getting tackled by babes.
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Thanks for the new business venture when I go to the beach, love getting tackled by babes.
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      07-28-2016, 04:13 PM   #6
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They sure play fast and loose with the word woman....
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Some people will go to extremes to get a harder hold on their hard on.
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Based on the Swedes I know, they would lose their shit if you ever confused Finns and Swedes.
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Based on the Swedes I know, they would lose their shit if you ever confused Finns and Swedes.
You calling those swedish mofos sensitive?
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Based on the Swedes I know, they would lose their shit if you ever confused Finns and Swedes.
You calling those swedish mofos sensitive?
Swedes, Finns - it's all the same shiet, ain't that right, Lupsey?!!

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Swedes, Finns - it's all the same shiet, ain't that right, Lupsey?!!

Nah, it's a well known fact that 9 out of every 10 Finnish men are gay
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Based on the Swedes I know, they would lose their shit if you ever confused Finns and Swedes.
It's basically all the same thing. "All that stuff up there." It's like Europe's Canada. Of course, we know the Swedes are better hockey players, but....
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It's basically all the same thing. "All that stuff up there." It's like Europe's Canada. Of course, we know the Swedes are better hockey players, but....
Better drivers than their Finnish counterparts too from what I've heard right Lups
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I just wanted to ask though - is that actually hair on the forearm of the brunette? If so, it's like a carpet. Maybe just the angle though / shadows playing tricks with my mind.
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No looks like she is showing some vascularity. Her muffin et all is shaved
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