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      03-11-2008, 05:44 PM   #1
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      03-11-2008, 05:46 PM   #2
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      03-11-2008, 05:50 PM   #3
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ohh. well if i ever had the chance, before engaging in sexual activities with the said subject, i would have to make sure to have a wheelchair and a defliberator (sp?) on hand cause if i dont fuck her to death, she'd have to wheelchair her ass out of the room. no joke, i'd tear that shit apart.
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she's so annoying though
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^arent they all
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      03-11-2008, 06:22 PM   #7
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After being slammed by Ray-J I'm not so sure I would.
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After being slammed by Ray-J I'm not so sure I would.
argh. and i now retract my previous statement.






pshh yeah right. ill just spray her cooch with some lysol disinfectant and im RTR!
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She's one of those hot women with an above-average sized nose. A "strong" nose seems to work best on a raven-haired woman.
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damn,,some a$$ on that girl!!!
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that is a FAT A$$
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she is my future wife
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damn,,some a$$ on that girl!!!
yeah, she had ass implants just an fyi.
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Can anyone say thunder thighs... Please dont post crap like this.
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Hell yea I'd tapped that ass!


....and blow a load on her face.
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      03-11-2008, 09:20 PM   #16
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thats disgusting, shes hella fat, why would you hit it? just because she's famous?
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for the record: ive never heard of this woman. Shes beautiful, and if u cant appriciate that, then u better find yourself a sausage fest.
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After being slammed by Ray-J I'm not so sure I would.

+1 AND Reggie Bush.
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Who is this "person"?
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+1 AND Reggie Bush.
Does it really matter?

You make it seem like the girls you've slept with have never been boned prior to you getting with them.

Do you only sleep with virgins?
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      03-11-2008, 11:10 PM   #22
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I'd do it!
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