[Lups]

Okay, I just got a message that someone who means the world to me, bought and is shipping in a Ferrari 458. For 5 minutes, he let me think this is the case, and for every one of those minutes I tried to get my heart working again, since I associate people with their cars, and that would have destroyed his image in my eyes for life.

It was a joke, and I will kill him.

Worst I've done was to tell my mother I'm on a diet, it made her the happiest person alive since she's more on the looks department than I am. I wasn't, I was just prego, and in my case it means throwing up all that goes in, and she was so happy when I was reaching her goals on my weight, and then as usual, in the last 10 weeks the belly popped out, and she was so mad.

What have you guys done?

[Wah]

Are we talking pranks? This wasn't much of a prank, but I had a homophobic roommate in college... friends and I bought a gay porno mag and cut out every penis in it. Hid penises all over his side of the room... he was finding dicks in his stuff for weeks. It was funny for us, but he didn't find it very amusing.... ah the good old days.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Wah

Are we talking pranks? This wasn't much of a prank, but I had a homophobic roommate in college... friends and I bought a gay porno mag and cut out every penis in it. Hid penises all over his side of the room... he was finding dicks in his stuff for weeks. It was funny for us, but he didn't find it very amusing.... ah the good old days.

I sent recently a case of bubbly to my best friends home, with a card congratulating him for the up coming divorce. I knew the wife would open it... You know, just to speed things up.

[m3ray]

This thread

[Lups]

Originally Posted by m3ray

This thread

HEY not that bad!

[Mr Tonka]

Broken phone screen stickers are fun.

[squishy]

Originally Posted by Wah

friends and I bought a gay porno mag and cut out every penis in it.

I dont think it was your roommate who was gay...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by squishy

I dont think it was your roommate who was gay...

@wah, there you go! Go try the other team.

[Wah]

Originally Posted by squishy

I dont think it was your roommate who was gay...

Well... no he wasn't. That was the point.

[Mr Tonka]

i put this magnet on a buddies truck and he drove around with it for about 4 days.





He took it off and about a week later, i put this one on it. It didn't last but a day in a half or so.






About a month later, i put this one on and it lasted for 3 days until his neighbor asked him to take it off of his truck. hahaha




No, that's not me in the pics.

[Wah]

Originally Posted by Lups

@wah, there you go! Go try the other team.

No thanks... I'm thoroughly enjoying not getting any from the woman in my life, thank you very much!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

i put this magnet on a buddies truck and he drove around with it for about 4 days.



No, that's not me in the pics.

Oh lol your friends and mine should never meet. We both would get so much shit.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Wah

No thanks... I'm thoroughly enjoying not getting any from the woman in my life, thank you very much!

Buahahahaaa, Yeah, us married folks better.

[dreamingat30fps]

At one of my previous jobs I worked with a bunch of graphic designers. Word came in that they were hiring a new designer, some guy. So one of the other designers takes it upon himself to decorate the new guys cube with all kinds of gay pictures, pink ribbons etc.

Anyways... turns out new guy was actually gay... oops.

[DSB335d]

Co-worker was pranking another guy at work...

Back story..guy being pranked is extremely frugal, doesn't matter the weather he would ride his motorcycle to work to save money. He would gas up his bike at the same gas station next to work and even use the same pump every time.
He also would leave his keys in his jacket which was easily accessible in the locker room.

For the prank.. Guy at work would bring a small gas can and run outside on break with motorcycle guy' keys and top off his tank or siphon some out depending upon how much was in the tank. This went on for almost a month adding and removing fuel from this guy' motorcycle.

He was convinced his bike was getting 90mpg's and was telling everyone that the pump he uses at X gas station is defective and was pumping more fuel than he was paying for etc.. Telling everyone to go there to X pump when they needed fuel!! It was pretty hilarious!

Finally during lunch one day when motorcycle guy was going on and on about how many mpg's he's been getting etc. the prankster told him in front of a break room full of people!
The look on his face was priceless and the prankster was like you owe me $$ for all the gas I've been giving you! Lmao

[Lups]

Originally Posted by DSB335d

Co-worker was pranking another guy at work...

Back story..guy being pranked is extremely frugal, doesn't matter the weather he would ride his motorcycle to work to save money. He would gas up his bike at the same gas station next to work and even use the same pump every time.
He also would leave his keys in his jacket which was easily accessible in the locker room.

For the prank.. Guy at work would bring a small gas can and run outside on break with motorcycle guy' keys and top off his tank or siphon some out depending upon how much was in the tank. This went on for almost a month adding and removing fuel from this guy' motorcycle.

He was convinced his bike was getting 90mpg's and was telling everyone that the pump he uses at X gas station is defective and was pumping more fuel than he was paying for etc.. Telling everyone to go there to X pump when they needed fuel!! It was pretty hilarious!

Finally during lunch one day when motorcycle guy was going on and on about how many mpg's he's been getting etc. the prankster told him in front of a break room full of people!
The look on his face was priceless and the prankster was like you owe me $$ for all the gas I've been giving you! Lmao

Hahahaha, this is excellent!

My neighbor has one of these too, her husband pumps the gas, by the look on his face he never told the wife that and the shame on his face while the wife told me all about her Prius that she has never filled up, but always just gets her everywhere. I never corrected her, and I keep asking for mileage details just to make sure the sting will be forever when she finally realizes what's happening.

[Joekerr]

Hmmm....can't remember many pranks to be honest, the ones I do remember are very small:

1. Switched my buddy's (roommates) mouthwash out and substituted absinthe instead.

2. Switched my wife's clear (alcohol based) hand sanitizer out and substituted KY lube instead (that was fun...the expression on her face was almost homicidal since we were in the car and she was hungry / about to eat a sandwich).

I'm sure there are many more...but I can't remember them.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

Okay, I just got a message that someone who means the world to me, bought and is shipping in a Ferrari 458. For 5 minutes, he let me think this is the case, and for every one of those minutes I tried to get my heart working again, since I associate people with their cars, and that would have destroyed his image in my eyes for life.

It was a joke, and I will kill him.

Worst I've done was to tell my mother I'm on a diet, it made her the happiest person alive since she's more on the looks department than I am. I wasn't, I was just prego, and in my case it means throwing up all that goes in, and she was so happy when I was reaching her goals on my weight, and then as usual, in the last 10 weeks the belly popped out, and she was so mad.

What have you guys done?

Destroyed his image in what way - made him better or worse?

It suggests worse...if so, why do you dislike Ferrari?

[Crimson92]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Destroyed his image in what way - made him better or worse?

It suggests worse...if so, why do you dislike Ferrari?

Jealousy makes people do/say stupid things.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Destroyed his image in what way - made him better or worse?

It suggests worse...if so, why do you dislike Ferrari?

Haha, it would've completely destroyed the picture gotten, and I consider myself a good judge of characters so it truly made me doubt my sanity!

I don't dislike Ferraris, but I feel sorry for them always. I know next few sentences will destroy my image even more, but the hell with it.

When ever I see one, I feel like when ever I see mistreated animals or kids. The cars live only in pictures, locked away in garages and no one drives them really, they are not used as they should, since no one can use them as a daily really. That's why my dream garage is full of cars that can be used as I use mine, and there is no room for the super cars.

It has nothing to do with jealousy, I only envy people who can enjoy small joys of life and make the most of every minute, us adults are rarely capable of that.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

Jealousy makes people do/say stupid things.

Haha, so right again...

[kevinbahnz]

an ex coworker had his email open and i sent out an email under his email saying that he's coming out of the closet. He found out it was me and threatened to report me to HR. When someone threatens to report you to HR at work , its pretty serious. lolz