12-09-2007, 07:35 PM | #1 |
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12-09-2007, 10:41 PM | #3 |
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yea dude, when a girl tries to give me a hand job im like........mannnn I can do that shit on my own, do something i cant do haha.
This is great!! and so true
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12-09-2007, 10:53 PM | #4 |
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ROTFLMFAO! But my wife is looking at me like WTF?
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12-09-2007, 10:59 PM | #5 |
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look back at her and smile and say.....its true!
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12-09-2007, 11:02 PM | #6 |
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good stuff man haha
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12-09-2007, 11:03 PM | #7 |
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F that start singing the jingle to her... My wife is laughing at me right now...
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12-09-2007, 11:18 PM | #8 |
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Orrrr.........just ask them to make up for all those times they messed up and gave hand jobs and tell them to drop to the floor right now right now haha. JK
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ha ha ha.... you must not be married...
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12-10-2007, 03:23 AM | #10 |
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nope haha, that "drop down and give me 50" kinda stuff is new g/f and g/f kinda stuff I guess? You always hear about things like, "back when I first got married and my wife would tell me to come up stairs becuase she was in the mood I'd be over there in a second...........now, 20 years later, when she says shes in the mood and wants you to come up stairs you've gotta think about it hah, since when did we have to think about it?!"
or, "man when we first got married our sex was hot hot hot! She'd be moaning and groaning with her back all arched..........now when I look down at her and her backs all arched and she moaning and I say 'yea you like that huh' she says AHH noo your on my hair!" hah
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ha ha ha
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fucking fantastic
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