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      01-25-2016, 11:23 AM   #21935
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How are these statements at all related?
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      01-25-2016, 12:29 PM   #21938
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How are these statements at all related?
This is exactly is my point
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      01-25-2016, 12:32 PM   #21939
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This is exactly is my point
I saw a cat today.
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      01-25-2016, 12:40 PM   #21940
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Pretty sure I hit a cat this morning.
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      01-25-2016, 12:42 PM   #21941
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Pretty sure I hit a cat this morning.
You hit a pussy this morning?!?!
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      01-25-2016, 12:42 PM   #21942
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      01-25-2016, 12:44 PM   #21943
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You hit a pussy this morning?!?!
The kind of pussy I don't care to hit.

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      01-25-2016, 12:50 PM   #21944
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...., tell that to the cat.
He's sleeping.
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      01-25-2016, 12:53 PM   #21945
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He's sleeping.
Nobody was even kind enough to lay him in the soft grass? The road is a hard surface, I could never fall asleep in the road like that.
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      01-25-2016, 12:57 PM   #21946
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Nobody was even kind enough to lay him in the soft grass? The road is a hard surface, I could never fall asleep in the road like that.
The cat after a public works employee on a Monday...
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      01-25-2016, 12:59 PM   #21947
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The cat after a public works employee on a Monday...
Lines are a little crooked, I'd fire that lazy son of a bitch. Not hard to draw a straight line with a guided machine.
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The cat after a public works employee on a Monday...
Skin it and it'll be tender.
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RJ - That is not a cat....
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      01-25-2016, 01:36 PM   #21950
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RJ - That is not a cat....
Shhhh, don't tell him that, his cat at home would be devastated if RJ found out.
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      01-25-2016, 01:46 PM   #21951
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      01-25-2016, 02:21 PM   #21952
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Shhhh, don't tell him that, his cat at home would be devastated if RJ found out.
So she hisses more than most cats, I don't see what the big deal is.
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      01-25-2016, 02:36 PM   #21953
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I was so tired last night I dreamt that I was sleeping on the job.



And no, I only had 1 glass of tequila.
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      01-25-2016, 02:50 PM   #21954
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So she hisses more than most cats, I don't see what the big deal is.
Nothing at all, just keep on keeping on buddy!
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First crock pot eye of round roast turned out fucking primo.

Walking in to a hot meal is wonderful.
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Another chick fired from my job lol
Intrigued and concerned that your company seems to exclusively consist of near-unemployable whores.
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