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01-25-2016, 07:31 AM

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La Jolla getting flooded with young moms lately? I feel like there's been a huge influx out here.

Young moms and Cougars/milfs a like.

It's actually harder to find a girl in her mid to late 20s that doesn't have kids than one who does.

Lord knows thats a red flag for me.

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01-25-2016, 07:34 AM	#21914
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Kids? Oh hell nah. Ain't no fill in daddy, sheeeeittt.
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01-25-2016, 08:22 AM

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Kids? Oh hell nah. Ain't no fill in daddy, sheeeeittt.

"My son/daughter is my world and will always come first. If you can't handle that then swipe left now. Not here to play games or hookup. Looking for a real down to earth guy for a serious relationship."

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01-25-2016, 08:24 AM

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"My son/daughter is my world and will always come first. If you can't handle that then swipe left now. Not here to play games or hookup. Looking for a real down to earth guy for a serious relationship."

Oh... Riiiiiiiiiiigggghhttt. Sure thing. Totally want to settle down, not gonna dine and dash, what color panties you got on gurl?

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01-25-2016, 08:41 AM

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Oh... Riiiiiiiiiiigggghhttt. Sure thing. Totally want to settle down, not gonna dine and dash, what color panties you got on gurl?

Good, then we're here for the same thing.

And they're flesh-colored.

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01-25-2016, 08:51 AM	#21918
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Flesh colored? Why'd you bother even putting any on?
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01-25-2016, 09:04 AM

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Flesh colored? Why'd you bother even putting any on?

I wasn't planning on having to take them off?

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01-25-2016, 09:12 AM	#21920
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	So you're planning on just wearing them forever and never taking them off? How you gonna take a poop?
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01-25-2016, 09:21 AM

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So you're planning on just wearing them forever and never taking them off? How you gonna take a poop?

Girls don't poop

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01-25-2016, 09:24 AM

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Girls don't poop

Well yeah, I knew that. Wait, you're a girl too?

So many girls on the forum!

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01-25-2016, 09:31 AM

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Well yeah, I knew that. Wait, you're a girl too?

So many girls on the forum!

Duhhh... my name is Riley Joy. I even had a Blushing Monk this weekend if that isn't proof enough.

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01-25-2016, 09:34 AM	#21924
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	How do you feel about it?
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01-25-2016, 09:38 AM

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How do you feel about it?

It was good. It's fruity, but wasn't too sweet, which usually turns me off to fruity beers. Strong, for sure. Snuck up on me, should have drank a little more water.

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01-25-2016, 09:47 AM	#21926
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	That's why I originally tried it, I didn't even look at what it's taste profile was. 9.something%...., yup sounds good.
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01-25-2016, 09:59 AM	#21927
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01-25-2016, 10:11 AM

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That's why I originally tried it, I didn't even look at what it's taste profile was.

9.something%...., yup sounds good.

I actually mentioned that some guy on the internet suggested it, so I thought I would give it a try. The response was, "I think he was trying to date rape you."

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01-25-2016, 10:22 AM

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I actually mentioned that some guy on the internet suggested it, so I thought I would give it a try. The response was, "I think he was trying to date rape you."

Seriously, perfect for getting a girl wasted fast without her even knowing.

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01-25-2016, 10:41 AM

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Seriously, perfect for getting a girl wasted fast without her even knowing.

good thinking, hang onto your daughters fellas.

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01-25-2016, 10:43 AM

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good thinking, hang onto your daughters fellas.

I'd have to leave the sanctity of my home. Daughters will be fine until spring time flourishes.

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01-25-2016, 10:56 AM

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Seriously, perfect for getting a girl wasted fast without her even knowing.

Some girls like me are lightweights and don't have much of a tolerance.

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01-25-2016, 11:12 AM	#21933
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01-25-2016, 11:14 AM

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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion

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