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      01-22-2016, 12:23 PM   #21781
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Bacon.....chocolate cover bacon....
.... fine. You have such a way with words.
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      01-22-2016, 12:51 PM   #21783
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The one and only time I ever committed sacrilege was when I got a few pieces of chocolate-covered bacon. I took one bite and spit that in the trash, on top of the bag that held the remaining repugnant mash of two generally WONDERFUL creations.
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The one and only time I ever committed sacrilege was when I got a few pieces of chocolate-covered bacon. I took one bite and spit that in the trash, on top of the bag that held the remaining repugnant mash of two generally WONDERFUL creations.
I'm with you. I don't think this sounds good. Maple syrup on bacon is as far as I'll go.
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      01-22-2016, 12:56 PM   #21785
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I'm with you. I don't think this sounds good. Maple syrup on bacon is as far as I'll go.
Black pepper has a special place in my clogged heart
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      01-22-2016, 01:02 PM   #21786
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I almost sneezed just thinking about biting into a black peppercorn.

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      01-22-2016, 01:03 PM   #21787
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The one and only time I ever committed sacrilege was when I got a few pieces of chocolate-covered bacon. I took one bite and spit that in the trash, on top of the bag that held the remaining repugnant mash of two generally WONDERFUL creations.
What the fuck did you just say, old man?



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I almost sneezed just thinking about biting into a black peppercorn.
Wrights blackpepper or maple bacon are my top two favorites.
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      01-22-2016, 01:05 PM   #21788
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What the fuck did you just say, old man?



I am so disappointed in you. I will never look at you the same again.
U wot m8? One more word an I'll knock ya right in the jabber, I swear on me mum.
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U wot m8? One more word an I'll knock ya right in the jabber, I swear on me mum.
Thanks, but your mum's safe. Whippersnapper was addressing me, the OT OG who didn't like choco-bacon
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Didn't realize you were an Australian cunt. Buck off ya wanka.
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Axius don't you need to go blow your nose in your coloring book???
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Axius don't you need to go blow your nose in your coloring book???
That's listed on my schedule after my 1:45 to 2:30 nap. Then it's bath time with my girl bubbles and after that is arts and crafts, if you must know.
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Axius don't you need to go blow your nose in your coloring book???
He does have a coloring book! I got him one! Child.
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Didn't realize you were an Australian cunt. Buck off ya wanka.
ur a cheeky bogan, Ax.
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I'm with you. I don't think this sounds good. Maple syrup on bacon is as far as I'll go.
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Brown Sugar cured Bacon is....indescribable....
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Waffle House serves the best bacon imho.
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      01-22-2016, 02:09 PM   #21797
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Ew, it's called Awful House.
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