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      06-25-2015, 08:42 PM   #2157
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Banned for getting your tongue stuck on a pole
Banned for watching other men using their tongue on poles.
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Banned for incorrect number of poles. It was just one. Uno.
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I'm skipping bans to ban you for never seeing A Christmas Story. I'm gonna get Scott Farkus after you.
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Banned because..., FRA-GEEE-LEE.
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Banned because..., FRA-GEEE-LEE.
Banned because Bill went down, no longer Up
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Banned because Bill went down, no longer Up
Banned for not appreciating the Major Award and being jealous of this lamp.
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Banned because Bill was up last night, and I'm pretty sure the whole town knew, even over the thunder.
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Banned because Bill went down, no longer Up
Banned because Bill was up last night, and I'm pretty sure the whole town knew, even over the thunder.
Banned for having a thunder buddy for life
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Banned because as much as I'd like that, I don't know how feasible it would be in reality.
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Banned because as much as I'd like that, I don't know how feasible it would be in reality.
Banned because you made Ted sad
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Banned because YouTube vids are banned here at work.
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Banned because YouTube vids are banned here at work.
Banned for having a job where said YouTube vids are banned.
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Banned for having a job where said YouTube vids are banned.
Banned for having a "cool" job. Even though I don't know what it is, I know it's better than mine.
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Banned for having a "cool" job. Even though I don't know what it is, I know it's better than mine.
Well today isn't cool as we were supposed to have 'beach day'. I was looking forward to it as my job has 285 females and only 5 males including myself. Would have been a great 'site seeing' event, however, got cancelled the other day. Not sure if a makeup date will happen
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Well today isn't cool as we were supposed to have 'beach day'. I was looking forward to it as my job has 285 females and only 5 males including myself. Would have been a great 'site seeing' event, however, got cancelled the other day. Not sure if a makeup date will happen
Banned because you haven't offered me a job there. I have great credentials and an outstanding portfolio. Plenty of cool pictures I drew of all the things I wish I could do, and the things I know how to do. Presentation is everything.
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Banned because you haven't offered me a job there. I have great credentials and an outstanding portfolio. Plenty of cool pictures I drew of all the things I wish I could do, and the things I know how to do. Presentation is everything.
Banned for not banning me when I didn't ban you. Also, just like the infamous Chauncey, I haz no idea where you call home. Baconopolis is a fictional place
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Banned for not banning me when I didn't ban you. Also, just like the infamous Chauncey, I haz no idea where you call home. Baconopolis is a fictional place
Banned for trying to tell me what to do. Baconopolis is not fictional. Unfortunately it's just not..., close to NY or FL. In fact..., it's in the middle of them. BANNED!
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Banned for trying to tell me what to do. Baconopolis is not fictional. Unfortunately it's just not..., close to NY or FL. In fact..., it's in the middle of them. BANNED!
Banned for having 0 posts, boob. I mean noob.
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Banned for trying to tell me what to do. Baconopolis is not fictional. Unfortunately it's just not..., close to NY or FL. In fact..., it's in the middle of them. BANNED!
Banned for having 0 posts, boob. I mean noob.
Banned for not sending me an application to what sounds like a great place to earn a living.

I'm from NY, and would love to move to a nice warm place to drive/ride all year round.

In fact, double dog Banned for not hooking a brother up and hoarding all the fun for yourself!
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Banned for not sending me to what sounds like a to earn a nice warm place to ride all year round a double dog hooking a hoar all the fun for yourself!

Banned because I don't know why you'd want to ride a dog hoar. In fact, how would you even pay the dog hoar to leave? Throw a stick down the hotel hallway?

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Banned for not sending me to what sounds like a to earn a nice warm place to ride all year round a double dog hooking a hoar all the fun for yourself!

Banned because I don't know why you'd want to ride a dog hoar. In fact, how would you even pay the dog hoar to leave? Throw a stick down the hotel hallway?

LMAFO

I see what you did there.

Banned for making fun of a virgin dog... we all had to figure it out at some point. Give him a break, will you?
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